Sometimes I get a bit angry But you couldn't tell, no you couldn't tell Unless you looked real closely Sometimes I get a bit angry But it's alright, yes it's al...

Beauty is a harlot She will dance with any bastard She's undiscerning in her choice of partners I could have her of course, if I wished But I object to her prom...

Take your canvas bags When you go to the supermarket Why use plastic bags when you know You know the world can't take it Take your canvas bags When you go to t...

One, two, three, four- C-H-E-E-S-E Cheese Cheese Cheese C-H-E-E-S-E Cheese Cheese I love cheese, but it's plain to see That cheese doesn't love me I am s...

I don't like Jews Neither should you They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact I don't like black people It's just not acceptable There should be s...

I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in a man Pain I can do I can have a ...

Hello Welcome to my show I'm glad that you could come We're gonna have a hoot We're gonna have some fun Sit back Put your feet up and relax I hope you've had a...

[Violin solo] Yeah, I'm in a cage Yeah, can you see me? I'm here, in this cage I'm in a cage I'm in a cage I'm in a cage, motherfucker, cage, motherfucker Csn...

Yeah, yeah If I didn't have you If I didn't have you to hold me tight (If I didn't have you) If I didn't have you to lie with at night (When I'm feeling blue) ...

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they ...

If you really loved me the way you say you do If you love me half as much as I love you You would pluck a planet from the sky You'd use a star to dot the "I" In...

Your love for me is not debatable Your sexual appetite's insatiable You never ever make me waitable Delectable, inflatable you You don't have problems with you...

Sleep, little baby, sleep now my love The Milky Way's shining high up above When you grow up, you will learn all that stuff But for now, close your eyes Close y...

He looks at me intensely Eyes contact lens green with artifical envy Cocks his head and fixes me with a condescending stare Flicks his bleached, blond tipped ha...

This is my Earth And I live in it It's one third dirt and two thirds water And it rotates and revolves through space At rather an impressive pace And never even...

We've got years ahead of us We've got people who care for us We've got Sunday morning coffees in the sun We've got Monday night television We've got years of h...

In our modern free-spoken society There is a word that we still hold taboo A word with a terrible history Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue Just six se...

He doesn't have a problem with drugs He just doesn't get them He's fine that his mates have tattoos But he thinks they'll regret them He likes going to pubs But...

I am so fucking rock I am so goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock Don't you know you wa...

Well I wake up in the morning at 11:47 And I can't believe I have to face the horror of another fucking day And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection...

So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins...

I have an apology to make I'm afraid I've made a big mistake I turned my face away from you, Lord I was too blind to see the light I was too weak to feel Your ...

Somewhere in your wardrobe, I'd be willing to bet There's a t-shirt probably bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara He was revolutionary, yeah, he wore a cool h...

Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave u...

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker Fuck the motherfuck...

This is a song for Phil Daoust Occasional Guardian newspaper journal-oust I never ever ever mentioned your name Or the review that you wrote, when I was new to ...

I'm looking forward to Christmas It's sentimental, I know, but I just really like it I am hardly religious I'd rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu...

You grew on me like a tumour And you spread through me like malignant melanoma And now you're in my heart I should've cut you out back at the start Now I'm afr...