(telephone rings)
I'll be up in a few! Hello?
Hey, Sid, it's Alex Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man
Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
for remembering, thank you
My pleasure Did you do anything fun today?
Nothing special Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids
gave me a tie and some socks, terrific
That's awesome, man Hey, I got a gift comin your way too I
Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow
(Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you What is it?
It's pretty cool You'll see tomorrow
Aww, come on, give me a hint at least Can I ride it? Can
I eat it?
Nope
Can I fuck it?
Ahaha, no
Can it fuck me?
No
Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
No
Can it blow me?
No
Is it something I can blow?
No
Can I fuck it?
You already asked me that
If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck?
I don't think so
Fair enough If I sit on it for a while, will I cum?
Noooo
Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?
Sid! No!
If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?
I think
Does it sweat?
Noo
Is it something that can be used like a pussy?
That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it
My bad Does it get big if you touch it?
No
Does it get hard if you touch it?
Nooo
If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?
Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that
Right, okay let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with
just this item am I getting a rim job?
NO!
Can I fuck it?
NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the
same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
this weekend?
Don't mind if i doo doo
Hahaha, oh, Alex
Hahaha, oh, Sid