"Frank wont be coming in today, Joe or tomorrow
Frank quit, bought a goat farmmoved to Ukiah"

"I like really big tits I like really big tits
Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes
I like watchin' gay men fight I like watchin' gay men fight
Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan
"Hulk rules!"
I'm just God's gift to Earth I'm just God's gift to Earth
Walkin' in a strut 'cross the side of the bar, drivin' a chevy truck

You know me with gun racks, got a 40 growin' up eat and live and breath dregs-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

I've been tryin' to be a man I'm just tryin' to be a man
Drink from dawn to night, lookin' for a fight, makes everything alright
I like really big tits I like really big tits
I think I'll look up to all the girls, a slut might just beat me up

You know me with gun racks, got a 40 growin' up, even though I've got three ???-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

You know me with gun racks, got a 40 growin' up, eat and live and breath dregs-
I'm born in the US of A, born in the US of A, born in the US of A

We'll shiiiit"