4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteeeeeeeez! (4 Da Shorteez) 4 Da Shorteez- Gather 'round a...

As much as I love comic and these video games, I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 'cause the future'...

I never carry a gun I just carry my tongue When it's not knee deep in pork It's acidic and forked I'd mission abort Don't need no permission to start Rip apart...

MC Chris (answering machine recording): Yo, wassup, this is MC, uh, I'm chillin' at the track, tryin' to make some money- call me back, 2136-4640 Wanna gimme a ...

Thanks to my rhyme inventin, i've ascended the heavens Did i fail to mention got more ice than march of penguins I'm rich, i make the poor people cry And i bet ...

For all the people in JC: The sun's in the sky and the wind's in my hair, And there's honeys in hot paints everywhere, And they all've got a Tae-Bo dairyair, A...

I met you on friendster, your name was all weird, I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear, you were a female peer, just a few years younge...

You're cute as a care bear I don't even care where You tell me to be You know I'm gonna be there Know I'm gonna repair Your broken heart, I swear Cross my own ...

[Some lady saying something] Well, my name is mc chris, I saw that you were alone I don't know if you knew this but I rock the microphone You look one kind of ...

Chinese Song Microphone Testing, 1, 2, 3 In the place to be What's up everybody My name is Tai Mai Shoo And I am going to rapping for you today Just a little fr...

MC: I wanna talk about math, math I love math Gettin' my books for school Bully: Wait a minute? Math? MATH?! Hey, what the fuck are you doing over there you ge...

southern belle from the atl, eyes set on mind melt, she makes my heart swell, I love the way she feels, I love the way she smells, I love the way she talks, I l...

yer rapper:he's whack dude, does he even try? can he do what mine do? think you should say buh-bye get up on the mike like a five on a fifty quickly avoid the ...

Yo what's up, this is MC, uhhh im chillin at the track tryin to make some money call me back 213862620, you wanna get the hit?, gimmie a hit, bizza You have one...

on the first day of xmas my dealer gave to me a bag of shrooms and some lsd we snuck into the park to steal some xmas trees but the cops pulled up and asked us ...

Cruisin' Mos Espa In my Delorean War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian My story has stumped Star Wars historians Deep in debate, Buffet plate at Bennigan's R...

MC the name, my kick is the crane, Display wide range of shit for dem Hanes You pella like panes, I'm hella teh lame, A chemical craze some find hard to face A ...

Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny Ladies that are all night on my jimmy Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pret...

Chorus: Stop pickin on me Because I'm a geek I'm strange to you You're strange to me Well, one of these days I'm gonna pack heat You're brains on the wall My fa...

This is a story about a boy named Harry Early morning, he wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for hiding, even fighting It's you he's been waiti...

This is a story about a boy named Harry Early morning, he wakes up Knock, knock, knock on the door It's time for hiding, even fighting It's you he's been waiti...

call it a rebound of a hip hop devout, got my heat out, feel alright like it is Friday night and pops says, ???yo, let's eat it out??? that's what I be ???bout ...

* song used in the show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"; is not on any album I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy Got m...

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet hot Sandy Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my J...

Illy Oi! Illinois boy gonna make some noise Don't collect checks cause I'm unemployed Used to love Hip hop now it sucks like Roids I'm here to fill the void le...

I'm a dank burner 'cause I'm earnin' some bank No one to spend it on because I ain't got a mate, So I put it in my system where I procrastinate Playin' games of...

MC Chris ownz I wanna go to an MC Chris show But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes I spell word with a three Name's MC O...

My name is MC I'm like no other A short sized, high pitched White skinned brother And when I say white Yo, I don't mean pink 'Cause my skin's about as white As...

Nerd girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume I hope to get you home by curfew WORD UP...

"Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me one time" To the chicks and the bros, to the pimps and the hoes, Cheap seats to the front row! "Oh, mc, won't you rhyme for me o...

[Secretary]Mr Chandler, Mr Ward's here to see you [Tim Chandler]Hey MC! [mc chris]Tim, Tim Chand-MC Chris in the house [Tim Chandler]Haha, yeah [mc chris]Tim Ch...

Blue jeans, check! Black-T, check! Record my raps on a cassette tape deck Wearin' no sweats 'cause Nike owns Chucks Three rows of studs 'cause hoes wanna fuh-! ...

I got an allergy for every pedigree So I got myself a robot that's Japanese But yo, he's hard to please He's always gotta pee But he nevers sips a drip This ch...

way back college boy asked to a high school dance couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue, til my best friend...

Please allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Chris And I do not exist It's just some shit that a kid did just for kicks An effort of the last ditch To stop...

what's my name? mc and what do I do? rap md's screaming need 50 cc's of mc stat er staff be freakin' like mariah on the rag mc chris squeezin' contents out of t...

Geek: economics, I love economics Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going? Geek: I'm gonna go home! Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of s...

I love this s-slide cause y-you can go all the way up And you come down And you go all the way up And you come down And you go all the way up And you come down ...

I don't smoke blunts 'Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I hock a loogie, spit it out Then hit the hoochies I'm on bud like Hux comma Rudy It's my duty to get loo...

"Where are we?" "I'm thirsty" "There's a church up ahead, maybe there's something in here" [Door open] "These don't look like Presbyterians!" "They look like ...

I'm like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack Girls won't give my dick back All this sex affects my syntax The pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp infact So sit back, r...

Well my name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in yer face Old school like the one used by Ichabod crane Watch me think up a phrase ...

white kids love hip hop and disc jocks, go-carts and fist fights, getting drunk on bud then getting high like a pitch pipe are you an mc chris type; a hip hop l...

Weed is by my side, it's always been there Always been there, always been there Weed is by my side, it's always been there Always been there, always been there ...

Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat, but...

Yacht Birds Lyrics - MC Chris Verse 1 Is she dope, yep, askin for the fett, she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, thinkin they can step...