A hundred thousand dollars wouldn't touch the price I paid of the hundred thousand moments of the times I wish I'd stayed But even if I had all the time and mon...

Is it you again outside, Just banging on the front door? You say you had enough, Now you're coming' back for more, But that's alright I said that that's alright...

When it's cold outside and you want to sleep in go for a pallet that's so nice and thin Zip it on around while it's on the ground, spread it out and lay it on d...

Crawlin' 'cross the floor at the Holiday Inn motel saw that girl that my swamp bone knew so well She crawled out of Texas flipped off to Baton Rouge She got tha...

I been stuck, so I asked her why She gave me acupuncture as her alibi Shook my soul, and stole my dough Left my condition down a deep dark hole I'm a pincushion...

When you're driving down the highway at night And you're feelin' that wild turkey's bite Don't give Johnny Walker a ride Cause Jack Black is right by your side ...

You must remember this A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh The fundamental things apply As time goes by And when two lovers woo They still say "I lov...

Somebody breathin' down my neck While I'm tryin' to roll the bones I don't care I'll just float a check Cause I'm feelin' my gamblin' Jones Here come seven, gim...

Got to have you baby, don't you say that you don't care Got to have you baby, don't you say that you don't care Any way you want it baby, I'll settle for a bac...

Deep in the South of Texas not so long ago, there on a crowded island in the Gulf of Mexico it didn't take too much money, man, but it sure was nice You could ...

Everybody knows what it's all about Pretty thing jumpin' all around Shakin' your money-maker now Take it off and take me down Bang, bang, shang-a-lang Bang, ba...

I know you wanna be my bedroom thang, but you're much too young You're the finest thing I've ever seen You just wanna have fun I need someone who can scratch m...

If you see me walkin down the line With my favorite honky tonk in mind I'll be there about supper time With my can of dinner and bunch of fine Beer Drinkers, a...

Black fly buzzin', buzzin' around Black fly flyin' from town to town Black fly lookin' around and around What's he gonna do when he finds her? He got the mojo ...

It's a chemical attraction I just can't slide by Every time I look into my baby's eyes I'm helpless, so helpless, so I surrender There's a visual attraction and...

Two shots shy of a 40 ounce quart A hand in the pocket and a hand in the shorts Shoot me with two and don't be slow Only got one good way to go Get naked Buck ...

My charcoal's getting red hot, put your order in my hand Won't you let me show you what I got sizzlin in the pan Any way you want it baby, I am your burger man...

I heard about the rock for sometime, I know It's easy to do when you feel the roll Makes you want to get up, makes you wanna move your feet No matter how it's d...

I woke up this mornin' with these certified blues, they sure been stalkin' me 'round So down tonight I couldn't tie my shoes They about to drop me in the ground...

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Strange things goin' through my head Oh! Crazy things that I think she said Slides so slinky that it's gotta be real she just wanna know how to feel Cherry red,...

If you been out messin' and actin' a fool You best be confessin' hey, don't be cruel Just callin' attention you probably know Don't hold on to nuthin', it's tim...

QUE LASTIMA Y nosotros los pobres borrachos [And we the poor drunks] Nadie nos quiere coger [No one wants to have sex with us] Nuestro corazon no es tan malo [O...

When the deal goin down and you gonna take your chance Theres always just a mystery that locks you in a trance No matter what the future brings youre booked, an...

You didn't have to love me like you did But you did, but you did And I thank you You didn't have to love me like you did But you did, but you did And I thank yo...

I went down to dock number ten to see what just came in They seemed a little bit mysterious, I think I'm gonna get delirious DELIRIOUS DELIRIOUS I got nailed i...

Hey baby, watcha gonna do? now that I've left you and I said we're through All along you been runnin' round but you ain't the only game in town I dug your brus...

Baby, baby, I need you, I'll lay it on you with a straight shot Baby, baby, I love you, I'll give it ev'rything I got I'm gonna try my best to hold you baby, Ho...

I got shot through a space not long ago, I thought I knew the place so well It wasn't the same, now it goes to show, Sometime you never can tell I'm lookin' hi...

When I woke up this mornin' had a smile run across my face My baby from town just had to get down, come and drag me all over the place Gonta drive on a flatbed...

(contains sound clips from the art bell show the wildcard line references the phone line used by callers with unrelated questions) Dreadmonboogaloo Drop that th...

I'm gonna get up in the morning I believe I'll dust my broom I'm gonna get up in the morning I believe I'll dust my broom Well my best gal I'll be leaving So my...

Get your brakes and get your beats Keep something in your pocket knock you off your feet Rollin tight rollin slow roll it right I know you wanna go Get dusted D...

Did you ever hear the story That happened not long ago ?bout the man with a tan El diablo de mexico And this man played his hand And he lived by the luck of the...

I got to have a shot of what you got is oh so sweet You got to make it hot, like a boomerang I need a repeat, Gimme all your lovin', all your hugs and kisses to...

Esther be the one that shoots a machine gun Whether you like it or not Midnight or daylight, stay out of her sight 'Cuz I heard she's one heck of a shot Esther ...

Get high, everybody, get high Get high, everybody, get high Get high, everybody, get high Get high, everybody, get high Have you heard? What's the word? It's Al...

Got a girl, her name's Francine, finest thing you ever seen And I love her, she's all that I want And I need her, she's all that I need Well, Francine, oh Franc...

Funky Cold Medina Tone Loc cold cooling at a ball looking for some action but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction the girls are all around but non...

I went down with the fuzzbox Grinding a pound or two Say I'm down, with a fuzzbox Pounding and a workin' it through And because you've got fuzz Go on and do wha...

Some girls gotta get coco chanel Some get the luck of the draw I got a girl lookin' naturally well Hippest chick you ever saw She like wearin' powder and paint ...

I was on my way down to Mexico, there was trouble on the rise It was nothing more than I'd left behind, which was much to my surprise I turned around and lit a ...

Just when I have enough money to spend And I was always thinking it would never end Then the time came to the end of the game Don't you know And just when the ...

She likes wearin' lipstick, she likes French cuisine but she won't let me use my passion unless it's in a limousine She got me under pressure, she got me under...

I'm gonna find me a groovy little hippie pad I'm gonna find me a groovy little hippie pad I work a hundred grand scam from a border town Well, I'll be feeling g...

She likes to shoot her gun, Shootin' at the target of love She likes to load her chamber, Hot and tight like a black leather glove She's a little freak, but she...

Have you heard 'bout Jo Ti Mahr, yeah yeah yeah? Well, then you could not be lost, yeah yeah yeah Which way are you comin' from, goin' up or gettin' down? Well...

Hello darling Surprised? Yes, it's me again I have just returned from the island of Chandelier What am I doing in town? Well, I'm glad you asked I'm just passin...

(Recorded live w/Jeff Beck on vocals) I WENT DOWN ACROSS THAT BORDERLINE DOWN IN THE PLANET MEXICO BOUGHT SOME TEQUILA BIG SACK O?WHACK I LET GO OF TH?PESO I CO...

I want your hi fi mama, won't you let me play it tonight I want your hi fi mama, won't you let me play it tonight I put the needle in the groove, baby while you...

Hot, blue and righteous, an angel called me aside Hot, blue and righteous, said, "Stick by me and I'll be your guide" I heard the words as I closed my eyes dow...

I found it hidin' out in the weeds Definitely feel like a king bee Sweet like jelly, bad like a truck I wanna be hummbucking on you Hummbucking, part 2 I got o...

It's three o'clock in the morning and the rain begin to fall but I know what I'm needin but I don't have it all I'm needin someone like you that I just wanna do...

She is an American car, She isn't legal so she can't go far She got her mind stuck up in second gear, Where she going ain't exactly clear Baby please, baby plea...

Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel, I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel We going downtown in the middle of the night ...

I don't need her money, I don't need a ride I got enough connections, I don't need a piece of her hide I just wanna please her, I just wanna squeeze her I just...

This bloody road remains a mystery This sudden darkness fills the air What are we waiting for? Won't anybody help us? What are we waiting for? We can't afford t...

(Gibbons, Hill, Beard) I'm gonna tell ya what it's all about Sweet thang's tryin' to put me out She gone and found herself another man She tryin' to let me dow...

When the light comes and yu're feelin' down Cause your baby's out there somewhere runnin' round Don't start feeling blue and feeling lonely too, It's hard I kno...

I'm gonna tell ya what it's all about Sweet thang's tryin' to put me out She gone and found herself another man She tryin' to let me down as fast as she can It...

Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans Well now, Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans Yeah, yeah Workin' from one end to the o...

(Spoken: Douse that light) Now I just got back from baby's, We been rollin' all night long I said I just got back from baby's, We been rollin' all night long S...

One, two, whatcha gonna do? Can you come and see me tonight? Black, white, feel alright if you could in broad daylight If I could get to see her you know I'd t...

She had a look in her eye that could make you melt, Made me feel better than I ever felt But bless her heart, she couldn't stay, I begged her not to go away She...

My baby did a low down dirty thang My baby turned my mind to mush She took my liquor Left me the can to crush My baby did a low down dirty thang She had the ga...

SO NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS STAR TIME; ARE YOU READY FOR STAR TIME? IT'S A STUNNING AND PERSUASIVE PLEASURE, TO PRESENT TO YOU NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL...

I got the attitude And that's all I ever say Don't have to tell nobody How their tail ought to lay Had a sudden revelation The heights that I've sunken down to ...

Loaded Gonna have a good time Loaded Gonna have a good, good time Don't you know that I wanna get loaded Lit Brighter than my butane I said lit Hotter than my ...

It must have been the way that she kissed me, made me as weak as a lamb Tastes so fine like french silk pie, sweet as strawberry jam It could have been the thin...

Well there comes Lola, out of control-a: She just loves those rhythm and blues And miss Ivy will be arriving; in leopard skin tights she's willing to cruise It...

All my friends love a lowrider The lowrider is a little higher Lowrider drives a little slower Lowrider is a little poor Lowrider knows every street, yeah Lowr...

Who would believe After such a long time I found her again And that?s not just another line A last minute scene then another If you hit your mark I gotta tell y...

You want to race? If you insist At that price, I can't resist That's right, that's right, that's right Tonight it ain't right, I got to have me a week But I'll...

High class Slim came floatin' in down from the county line Just gettin' right on Saturday night, ridin' with some friends of mine They invited me just to come a...

I could have been a brain surgeon I could have been a pharmacist I gave a shot at radio revivalist With the bossman I'd have never been missed Me so stupid Me ...

If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone don't spend all your money on just any honey that's grown Go find the Mexican blackbird and send all you...

Now here comes sundown And a Cadillac too Now here comes sundown And a Cadillac too The man was walking on his girlfriend Longshot, it could have been you Now ...

When I hear that Santa Fe start blowin' I wonder where it's been and where it's goin' I tell you, boy, every time the feelin' sure is fine Just move me on down...

You know I'm wild about you, baby, been keepin' me from my sleep at night You know I'm hung up on you, little doll, you just don't treat your daddy right You k...

I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand, but my head's in Mississippi I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand, but my head's in Mississippi The blues has got a hold of me I...

I have to go to my parole-boy To remember just who I am One thing else I don't enjoy is Forgetting her monogram She electrifies my physical mass She really turn...

2:18 Neighbor, neighbor, why you messin' in my life? Neighbor, neighbor, you've been talkin' to my wife, tellin' her you seen me runnin' wild the other night, ...

I've gotten good at missin' her I practice all the time While I drive the Pan Am highway thru With that cactus friend of mine It's gettin' hard to see the white...

I found an empty house in my neighborhood, I knew that wer shouldn't but I thought we could Knew it wouldn't be hard to slide into the backyard, Called all my f...

I was out on the coastline Getting a little shake Do it every day for mercy sake Sometime surf's up Sometimes it's flat Eatin' up asphalt Prowlin' like a tomcat...

She's really upset with me again, I didn't give her what she likes I don't know what to tell her, Don't know what to say Everything got funky last night She wa...

(Spoken: What you lookin' at, girl?) She's always checkin' with her penthouse eyes, Makes me stutter, gives me butterflies Got to have her, she pins me up with...

Piece I want a little piece I want a little piece of your love I' ve been here, I' ve been there Seems like I' ve been everywhere Lookin' around lookin' for a ...

I been stuck, so I asked her why She gave me acupuncture as her alibi Shook my soul, and stole my dough Left my condition down a deep dark hole I'm a pincushion...

What can I do, I'm a nervous wreck? There's girls everywhere, I better go and checkCHECK IT OUT I can't tell a diamond from a hole in the ground They all got my...

Don't send me no bag, don't send me no skag A pin-headed ho won't do Don't send me no square without some beehive hair She got to have her rhythm with blues Go...

So you stayed in my house for about a year Ate my food and you drank my beer You took my money and kept asking for more You disappeared and didn't close the doo...

So you stayed in my house for about a year Ate my food and you drank my beer You took my money, kept asking for more When you disappeared, didn't close the door...

Y nosotros los pobres borrachos Nadie no quieren cojer Nuestro corazon no es tan malo, pero no tenemos mujer Que Lastima Que Lastima Que Lastima Que Lastima Qu...

Solid-silver beat machine Hunkin' down Funkin' up on Magazine On rhythmeen in New Orleans Drinkin' Dixie 45 with hot links In a silver Continental Wired as hel...

Got a girl, her name's, finest thing you ever seen And I love her, she's all that I want And I need her, she's all that I need Well,, oh Francis, why do you lov...

Well, i'm tryin', yes i'm tryin just to get a line on you Where you been? But i'm havin' trouble puttin' a find on you I'm wearin' thin Somebody else been shaki...

She don't love me, she love my automobile She don't love me, she love my automobile Well she would do anything just to slide behind the wheel She said what's it...

Also released on the From Dusk Till Dawn soundtrack Everything about her was natural Everything about her was cool But I'm a little partial for beautiful girls...

I met a Sheik from Mozambique Who led me to the Congo He dreamed to go to Mexico And sample a burrito My temperature had risen again It must have been a hundre...