Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro Hey, where are ya, man (Over here, man) Pedro (I'm over here, man By the trashcan) Where, I can't see you (Over here where the flies are...

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby...

Feat Johnnie Stash Hi, I'm Johnny Stash And I'm here to sing about A great American dog Black Lassie Hit it, Carl She was born in the Detroit ghetto During t...

(Bloat, bloat on) Ladies and gentlemen Will you please welcome (Bloat, bloat on) The Fabulous Bloaters (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) (Bloat on, bloat on) Hamburger...

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s`mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his han...

(Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave Open up, man, I got the stuff (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man Open ...

By Scatterbrain From the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is li...

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker (chorus) Elmo pi...

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I gue...

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone! Heeeey Mast...

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico I got lost didn't know what way to go I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog I felt ...

All my friends know the low rider The low rider is a little higher Low rider drives a little slower Low rider, is a real goer Hey Low rider knows every stree...

All my friends know the lowrider The low-ride-r is a little higher low-rid-er, drives a little slower low-rid-er is a little colder low-rid-er knows every stree...

(Talking) Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down ther...

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too Mexican Americans are named Chata and C...

CM: Cheech Marin TC: Tommy Chong) CM: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleesethe vecto wit da Bony kneeshe comin' down da street wit no choos on...

Good morning, class Good morning, class Class, good, shut up! Thank you As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation However sh...

Good morning, class Good morning, class Class, class, shut up Thank you As you know, your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone Is on a small vacation However s...

One sunny day I was riding my bike, And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like A police man stopped me and began to stare, And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha s...

[Chong] Up in smoke That's where my money goes In my lungs And sometimes up my nose When troubled times Begin to bother me I take a toke And all my cares Go up...