When Amanitas came, he could not obstain And he took a juicy bite He felt that he could see, the forest beyond the trees, and she squeezed his head real tight H...

[chorus] Back off Turkey, i think i'm comin' around again, i think comin around again, i'm comin around comin again[] I'm comin around with vengeance on my chi...

Does anybody here remember Barrington Hall? Does anybody here remember Barrington? They're happy in the night And lethargic in the day The people that live in ...

Some say life's like an apple I prefer to think of it as pie I knew a boy who took a bite out of life He took a bite out of life I knew a boy who took a bite o...

(Chorus) Stomp, Stomp the Booneville Stomp The Ba-Ba-Ba-Booneville Stomp Maudie worked for the forestry But he couldn't make ends meet Maudie went to the hydr...

Johnny come lately All through the county They come from the city Out here to Green Hill Drivin' like bastards Stompin' the throttle The buzzards of Green Hill ...

His momma used to dance at the Broadway shows Broadway, where the young men go to drop the coins in one, two, three He remembered walking in, not knowing apppl...

Mr Hamster and Hot Potato Man Turns the city on it's ear Mr Hamster takes Hot Potato Man By the arm, Bombay Sapphire in his hand And Cohibas Esplenditos Saw M...

On the cosmic highway to the moon We're on the cosmic highway to the moon The bays are loaded and the engine's well in tune Dad says at this rate We should ge...

[Chorus] Who wants to go to D's Diner? (I do) Who wants to go down to D's? (me) There's a place just off the GRavenstein Where the milkshakes flow like wine ...

I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster My lips are moving faster than My mind can comprehend I'm David Makalaster Your ten o'clock newscaster Some ca...

Now, because you own, you possess You have something that they can take You remember how it was when you had nothing You looked at the ones who had what you wan...

They used to call him nigger boy When he was but a tike So he grew up to be An angry young man They said: "Run now nigger boy!" At football games in highschool...

You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your...

Brimming with all the hopes and desires of American Youth, he set forth as a leader of sorts Just what Sorts it is impossiblew to say at this time But he had Th...

All the time talking 'bout the inspiration Best leave off about the rhyme Along comes a boy He's filled with adulation Speculates if now is not the time She wa...

Les: I'm going down to South Park, Gonna have myself a time Stan/Kyle together: Friendly faces everywhere, Humble folks without temptations Les: Going down to S...

Content to stand alone Waiting, watching, guarding Granny's home His face reflecting simple joy But he is not a happy Plaster boy "Careful sonny, not too close ...

Lonely, lonely boy they called him Lucy, Mama's little man, And she calls him Hendershot, his mam called him Hendershot Be seen and not be heard, they told him...

He came to conquer what he could, but he held back 'Cause his tongue was tired and shy So he laid the money down and he drank up, put the sparkle in his eye Sit...

Pick a name, pick a place, chances are I've had the means to be there Pick a date, pick a time, I got it from a friend of mine, the ability to Socialize Holy Ma...

I got me an Iowan gal You should see my Iowan Gal I got me an Iowan gal You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal I got me...

Propped up, dropped out, rest up right Probably shouldn't try and leave town tonight I've got a dollar bill, you've got a fire It's damn good to be alive Look...

Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long ...

You may see horses try to fly A dog with periwinkle eyes But peppered earth with chucks of sky Now there's a sight we're seeing When sot gets moist with dewy f...

Nothin' ventured, nothin' gained His old time dentures pitted and coffee stained Drove a milk truck for an outfit called Dairy Time Till the cobwebs filled and ...

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems And he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round The posture of his father is not his chosen destination But...

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine Got a brand new cadillac Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line Got a last year's cadillac Johnson said hey smitty bo...

Intro The Phantom Patriot (Repeat) Verse 1 Creeping ever creepy Like a fox in the night Turning wrongs into right He boldly works alone With a crossbow on his ...

If you didn't care what happened to me And I Didn't care for you We would zig zag our way Through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing Up through the rain...

There are stories of pleasure, there are stories of pain But the gods torment me with slabs of rain It started on a Thursday and went a double fortnight And Jun...

Damn that's some shitty wine It tastes like buttery beaver brine But if you fill my glass another time I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine I'm sure it'll ta...

A purple onion Purple Onion Purple onion everybody laugh now Purple onion everybody cry Purple onion lookin' down at BO When he crashed his motorcycle and he di...

Rancor, rancor Wake her up and thank her Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weigh the anchor Rancor, rancor You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry Rancor, rancor Fla...

She got dirt up under her fingernails She got lint down between her toes She got paint above her eyeballs and Powder on and up in her nose She got tits made out...

Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air You better watch out There may be dogs about I've looked over...

The jones comes in late at night It huts with a terrible bite They don't come knockin' on my door Or slink across the greasy floor CHORUS: I'm up on the roof a...

Vernon was a company man He kept his hair trimmed short And his sideburns shaved He was a Brill cream man He liked Swiss and ham He drank beer out of can On Sat...

Who's gonna do what Simon say? I'm gonna do what Simon says I'm gonna do what Simon says I'm gonna do what Simon says Of course we should what Simon says I'm ...

I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond my peril It takes a hold of me so tight a grip that does not give And when...

Now Errol's a smart boy who delivered big weed Says he can get you all that you'll ever need He got careless and filled his face with greed 20 pounds past the l...