You're taking the fun out of everything You're making me run, when I don't want to think You're taking the fun out of everything When I don't want to think at a...

And into the sea goes pretty England and damn meAround the Bay of Biscay and back for teaHit traffic on the dogger bankUp the Thames to find a taxi rankSail on ...

The time has come Not to be cautious He must be careful not to make mistakes For every half hour In twenty-four And operations rose Faster than they did yesterd...

All those dirty wordsThey make us look so dumbBeen drinking far too muchAnd neither of us mean what we say WELL YOU AND ICOLLAPSED IN LOVEAND IT LOOKS LIKE WE M...

This is a public warning Be careful when you`re out We`re having freaky weather There`s a lot of this about On the terraces it`s swinging He`s a monkey on the r...

(Tracy Jacks) works in civil service(Tracy Jacks) it's steady employment(Tracy Jacks) it's a golfing fanatic(Tracy Jacks) but his put is erratic(Tracy Jacks) sa...

fist out fist out for the five fist out I'm a country boy I got no Soul Don't sleep at night, the worlds growing old I lost my girl to the Rolling Stones I los...

I've got no style, I take my time All those losers on the piss again I dose, dose away That's just the way it is I've got Trimm Tra like the flashboys have now ...

I am the message centre Local and direct Room to room an operator No calls today they'll just have to wait dear I call and I collect So just strike him softly a...

Kazoo, kazoo you are mine, kazoo kazoo every time Turn it up, turn it off, turn it in (x4) Anyway you choose, anyway you choose at all Sometimes you get too m...

For coughs and colds ans scabby holes Itchy pimples, unseemly moles For funny turns and chinese burns For aching heads we're not concerned For staying lively, g...

Uncle Love just got a message from God That you are driving him crazy Tomorrow he says the doctor comes With a drink to make him lazy Did you realise that Uncle...

It was a quite day in my city today Everything was sinking, says it with come on sunday The old school and the traffic rude Apart the west where... watching com...

Practice doesn't make perfect, when you're interbreeding Speaking drivel can it get confused with heavy breathing? Mixing drinks at water holes get snarled up i...

Wassail, wassail all over the town Our toast it is white and our ale it is brown Our bowl it is made of the white maple tree With the wassailing bowl, we'll dri...

We have a random on the west side Personality malfunction He says I can't give you anything at all Just a room with a bad view of you He sent a letter to a dow...

Every time I come here I'm not sure what to say I know it should be easy But it never seems that way You, you make me feel Like no one ever will So why, why do ...

Where'd you go? Dark eyed traveller I almost feel you breathe Where'd you go? Dark eyed traveller Can you even hear me speak? You make things bright When they ...

I stole the bottle of gin from over the counter and ran, I knew I'd been seen I scarpered stifling giggles down the street and hid round a corner on a side stre...

So much to be and so much to see There's very little here for me It's really hard to get through So won't do it anymore Don't feel it anymore Won't do it anymor...

I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing is no Woo hoo When I feel heavy metal Woo hoo And I'm pins and I'm needles Woo hoo Well I lie an...

Sad, drunk, and poorly Sleeping really late Sad, drunk, and poorly Not feeling so great Wandering lost in a town full of frowns Sad, drunk, and poorly Dogs digg...

This is my workplace And these are the people I work with Yuko and Hiro We work together We work for the company That looks to the future We work hard to please...