Rub your tummy, just like this Rub it all day long! Rub your tummy, rub it hard, While we sing our song Rub, rub, rubba, ru Rub, rub, rubba, ru Rub, rub, rubba,...

Rubber Duckie, you're the one You make bath time lots of fun Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you Vo, vo dee-oh Rubber Duckie, joy of joys When I squeeze you...

Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed A sailor's blood begins racing With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled We're under way and of...

When a cold wind blows it chills you Chills you to the bone But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart Like years of being alone It paints you with ...

I can't stop the way I feel Come my frog, what's the deal Tell me what you've got in mind Cause this pig's runnin' out of time Treat me right, don't make me cry...

Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul Yo oh heave ho There are men whose hearts as as black as coal Yo oh heave ho Inkspots: And they sailed their s...

I may go out tomorrow If I can borrow a coat to wear Oh, I'd step out in style With my sincere smile And my dancing bear Outrageous, alarming Courageous, charmi...

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 1,2,3,4,5,5,5,5,5 let's sing a song of 5, how may is 5? 5 Horns! 1,2,3,4,5 5 Dogs! 1,2,3,4,5 5 Coconuts! 1,2,3...

Sweetums, lay your ugly head, Down upon your wretched bed Close your eyes and go to sleep, Rest, you hulking heap Sweetums is so sweet and cute, Go to sleep, yo...

Somebody come and play Somebody come and play today! Somebody come and smile the smiles, And sing the songs, It wonUt take long Somebody come and play today So...

(Jim) I look around here and I want to cry I feel like the world is passing me by And I just can't help but wonder If I'm doomed to wash and dry And is it a cur...

I've got two wheels on my tricycle and four toes on each foot I've got six days in my week and up with this I will not put I'm a bath without a plug and I'm a h...

So hand me cuff links (Fozzie: "Yes, sir!") And straighten by tie Just drench me in rich cologne And don't ask me why Go on and pluck me a boutonniere Fozzie: ...

Jeff Moss Bear: Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married! Bear 2: Somebody's getting married? HEY, somebody's getting married! Bear 3: Whoa, somebody's getting ...

With a thankful, with a endless joy With a growing family, every girl and boy Will be nephew and niece to me Nephew and niece to me Will bring love, hope and pe...

Narrator: Listen, while I tell you, a story old and true, about how Casey Macphee the engineer got his train through He faced the toughest duty, an engineer cou...

Little Bennie had a cat that they wouldn't let him keep So he put her up for sale at a price he thought was cheap He took her to a neighbor to ask him for advic...

Jeff Moss Do you, Piggy, take this frog To be your lawful wedded husband Do you? I do Do you, Froggie take this Pig To be your lawful wedded wife Until you die?...

The first time you see her No bolt from the blue Just something so quiet That's waiting for you With no one to tell you Where you've got to go The first time it...

(Narrator speaks) Once upon a time in The Land of Eight, There stood a castle, very great Eight flags were waving in the air For the King of Eight had ...

Nurse: Rocky bought a coconut He bought it for a dime His nephew had another one He paid it for a lime Kermit: True Nurse: He put th...

Paul Williams There was a time when I was sure That you and I were truly one That our future was forever And would never come undone And we came so close to bei...

Go Muppets! Roar down the field Our team will never fail Go Muppets! We'll never yield See how the foe turns pale Cheer As we march to the fray Onward to hist...

Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Females: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Mupp...

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood, In your neighborhood, in your neighborhood Say who are the people in your neighborhood-- The people that you meet e...

Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song, The rhyming song, the rhyming song, Let's take turns and rhyme together, The rhyming song Scooter: I was hungry...

The song, the song, the song, of songs Everybody down at Fraggle Rock Don't be late it's time for taking stock Everybody's got a part to play Everybody br...

Oh, what is the letter we love? What sound are we extra fond of? It's not any trouble You know it's a "W" When you hear W-W-W-W Without this fine letter, you c...

There's a new sound The newest sound around The strangest sound that you have ever heard Not like a wild boar Or a jungle lion's roar It isn't like the cry of a...

See the beetle sitting on a stone See the little Thimblebeetle sitting on a stone See the beetle sitting on a stone See the beetle sitting on a stone See the li...

I started on a journey just about a year ago To a little town called Morrow in the state of Ohio I've never been much of a traveller and I really didn't know Th...

I believe in miracles and I can tell you why: Once a year the street I live on sparkles like the sky All hung with lights for Christmas Twinkling ev'rywhere The...

we come from the fire living in the fire go back to the fire turn the world around we come from the water living in the water go back to the water turn the wor...

Oh, I look up and see an airplane flying, yes I do! Well, I look down and see my foot and then I see my shoe! I look up and see the sky, I look down and see the...

A silly song is silly sung U PI DEE, UP PI DA The words are weird The rhyme is wrong U PI DEE I DA If you don't like it that's okay 'Cos we will sing it anyway ...

My hair is black and red My hair is yello My eyes are brown and green and blue My name is Jack and Fred My name's Amanda Sue I'm called Kareem Abdul My name is...

(as it appears on the Muppet Show Album and Muppet Hits album) Piggy: Life is a funny thing Sometimes you laugh and sing Kermit: Sometimes you grumble a...

When you were a tadpole and I was a fish When the whole world had barely begun I saw you swim by with a smile in your eye And I loved you from that moment on A...

Well when I'm wembling west I take the friend I like best So we can wemble wemble wemble side by side And when we're wembling south We stick our feet in our ...

Spoken: I'm very relaxed I'm terribly calm and tranquil I'm very very relaxed indeed -- on the outside, but on the inside I'm like a circle in a spiral, like ...

I wish I had a coat of silk, the color of the sky I wish I had a lady fair, and then a butterfly I wish I had a house of stone that looked down on the sea But m...

"Are those who are about to receive their helmets present?" - The Architect We are, we are, we are "Are the witnesses present?" - The Architect We are, we are...