Join the cubs, see the world Pay your subs, meet the girls Sell your toys be reborn They love a boy in uniform 37 wasted years Closeting his greatest fears Sti...

When Harry met Bo Bob was an anarchist Harry had a jo Working for the government Married to the MOD Bob, he chose Adidas Harry found God Bobby lost weight He ...

The tequila sun is rising and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking Put the Binatone on snooze open up some Special Brews and start drinking to the biggest mess ...

Don't kiss me quick I'm about to be sick All over my favorite shoes If you pin back my tongue With a stapling gun It won't stop me from singing the blues I'm ...

Bloodsport for all”, said Corporal Flash And shoved me in a room full of CS gas Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and ...

There was November in your eyes There'd be no pennies for the guys There were fireworks over London But you weren't among them anymore When it got darker the n...

A husband and wife and a whore Bang, bang A family of five maybe four Bang, bang Everyone sing till you're sore Bang, bang There's no such thing as civil war B...

I've lost a truly special friend I swear I'll never drink again I'd like to talk to you alone If I could walk, I'd walk you home I'd like to kiss you in the str...

Cheer up, it might never happen Drive by shootings on the streets of Clapham Jackboots booting right across the map And daddy's gone 'a looting with his pistol ...

Conspiracy theory number one Jesus was a man from Mars The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun And the three wise men arrived in cars Conspiracy theory numb...

He is the People's poet and all the people know it They've read his published stories in public lavatories In town and country locals he's Mr Antisocial His vio...

You win some and you lose some And I've lost the will to lose With my part time job and my faith in God Falling on a bruise And this no star bed and breakfast ...

Both my arms and legs are torn to shreds my eyes are tired and grey I've lost a stone I'm just skin and bone and when I come home today look away...look away tu...

Princess resuscitates drowning tramp Big business infiltrates postage stamp Happy days are here again And it's a gas man, oh boy And we will enjoy ourselves Il...

Kids are playing gangster wars They don't believe in Santa Claus The baseball bats are soft of course The blood is just tomato sauce As icebergs go, it's just ...

The ambulance sirens rang As they wheeled her to the stand Feathered, tarred And handcuffed to a stretcher The doctor's diagnosis Was multiple sclerosis An ope...

One of these days you'll get away from London town Causing chaos and delay on the underground I'll read your letter as I pass away the time Stuck in a tunnel on...

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Once in a blue, your dreams come true If someone's looking out for you So party on dude, let's buy some booze Go downtown and get tattoos Then go ahead and hav...

Business, as usual starts with the sound Of another damn funeral march through the town One less for Saint Nicholas, there's nothing so vile Or as sad and ridic...

Mr Jones knows The Stones Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones Shines his shoes, kicks some ass Counts the booze and laminates his pass Does some wizz...

When I saw his face and I was a believer It was the automatic rifles The Nintendo's and the Sega's And the half a dozen dead disciples He claimed to be the son...

I'm confused, it's funny But I'm not amused I'd fight the system But what's the use It's fire resistant And waterproof I wish it would rain It blends in With ...

I'm in love with my wife Doublebeds, The Lemonheads Scrambled eggs and life Let's make it open season On all the racists and the bigots And their chums And not...

In a bar Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Runs up a bill he can't pay He's drinking to the memory Of a prince in a paupers grave And it's go Johnny g...

You dress me up, I'm your puppet You buy me things, I love it You bring me food, I need it You give me love, I feed it And look at the two of us in sympathy Wi...

From the black bag skip in the parking lot It's a short bad trip to the candy shop Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes And the kids buy crack in th...

The Christmas cards and greetings are arriving Across the shifty sands to the war By the time I get to read them, she'll be rising To a fifty, fifty chance and ...

I worship the ground that you walk on Give praise to the place where you sit Your face and the space that you talk from Your teeth and those unlucky lips I gav...

I, James Robert Injustice Being of unsound body and mind Hereby bequeath all my worldly goods To anyone who wants 'em The debts that I got from gambling The wa...

Now, Sheriff Fatman started out In business, a granny farmer He was infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared on Panorama But then he somehow got himself on...

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This is not a love song and it serves no use But if you want to sing along with some verbal abuse It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul Take ...

When you've been watching the world die all day And channel hopping won't make it go away Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me This skinny swolle...

Suicide isn't painless It hurts like Hell It's set aside for the famous A little suicide sells Nothing lasts forever But nothing ever did It's big but it's not...

Go ahead you fucking racist Pucker up and kiss the babies Kiss 'em till they die of rabies Get your tits out for the ladies Summoned home from Barcelona Anothe...

To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To l...

Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of Nazi scum I want my dad and I want my mum A Sherman tank and a load of guns If love is the answer What was the question? And ...

(Young must recieve a short sharp ) I'd like to teach the world to sing and put an end to suffering if I could With the dedicated heart and soul of Britains gr...

Tomorrow when you die, they'll break the mold Shut down the sky, the sun will turn cold They'll close the parks and when they read your will The moon will go da...

I'm not a racist but I am I served my time in Vietnam I've got three jobs, this is one Sometimes I wish that I'd kept my gun This country's going down the tube...

If your conscience fails you we can be your guide The runaway train will take you for a ride It's an '88 special with automatic doors Johnny Guitar, tell 'em wh...

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