Shes part girl, shes part boy
Shes got parts everyone can enjoy
Shes got more Shes got less
Shes got her manhood tucked in her dress

Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss
Shes my little girl yea shes my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye

She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watches football and the lifetime channel
Whats that bulge under her nitie
It must be hermaphraditie
yea hermaphraditie

She thinks im white she thinks im black
Some girls wear makeup mine shaves her back
Shes still beautiful shes still fine
Its too bad her package is bigger than mine

She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphraditie yea
hermapharditie