When I was a boy of 10,
I had a very beeest friend
Fred was kind, with good intent
But just a little different!

OOOOH!

Special Fred,
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he's not so bright, instead--
He's a little bit special
Just a little bit

We played tag, and he'd get hurt
I'd play "soldier", he'd eat dirt
I liked math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree!

ooooh!

Special Fred,
Momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed,
'Cuz he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

I ran track, hung out in malls
Fred ran head first into walls
I had girls, and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes

oooooh!

Special Fred,
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a - piece of bread,
'Cuz he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day talking to Special Fred,
He grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
And as he laughed at me that's when I knew
That Special Fred just made me special too

Now I laugh as I count bugs!
I give strangers great, big hugs! :)
Next to me, Fred is fine
Yeah, he's a f--kin' Einstein

oooooh!?

Special Fred hit me,
Now i'm not right in the head you see
No i'm not so bright _ intsead!
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bitspecial!