If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain,
And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks
Mariah had a breakdown Shanias teeth are fake,
And Celines constant shrieking is more than I can take
If J-Lo had any class she might know how to spell
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on
I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs
Lets all get together and dance around like sluts
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big butts
Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch
Shakira please shake you ass for me
Shakira please belly dance for me
Whenever, wherever,
We meant to be together
And I be here and you be there and that's the deal my
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks