Sodom and Gomorrah
LA California
Bouncers in the hallway
Groupies block the doorway

A-list to C-list
Psychos grab me by the wrist
Strangers say they're on the list
I'm too busy getting pissed

But it's okay 'cause we're drunk in the star bar
Yes it's okay 'cause we're drunk in the star bar

Dallas then London
Everything's Utopian
Photographed for papers
Boasting of their capers

People going for a song
Networking is going on
People say I've got them wrong
They're just here so they belong

And it's okay 'cause they're drunk in the star bar
Yes it's okay 'cause we're drunk in the star bar

Welcome to the major league
Fire water my fatigue
Feel like getting up to leave
But I cannot feel my feet

Barmaids show a little nipple
As they pour my favorite tipple
Tony's lungs has just collapsed
Ozzy Osbourne has relapsed

But it's okay 'cause we're drunk in the star bar
And it's okay 'cause we're drunk