Verse 1:
Vira's client cried
Her boyfriend Eddie lied
Vira vowed that he would bleed for every dirty deed
She was the queen
Of horror films rarely seen
Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
Verse 2:
Eddie never guessed
That Vira's heaving breast
Was nothing more than bait that would seal his gruesome fate
First a little peck
Then a kiss that ripped his neck
Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Verse 3:
Eddie, now undead
Never took another girl to bed
And Vira's on the set of her biggest movie yet
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime
Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Verse 3 (Coda):
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime
Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire