Verse 1:
Vira's client cried
Her boyfriend Eddie lied
Vira vowed that he would bleed for every dirty deed
She was the queen
Of horror films rarely seen

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire

Verse 2:
Eddie never guessed
That Vira's heaving breast
Was nothing more than bait that would seal his gruesome fate
First a little peck
Then a kiss that ripped his neck

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire

Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire

Verse 3:
Eddie, now undead
Never took another girl to bed
And Vira's on the set of her biggest movie yet
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire

Bridge:
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire
Video vixen vampire, Video vixen vampire

Verse 3 (Coda):
But still she takes the time
To do her favorite crime

Chorus:
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire
She was a video vixen vampire for hire
A video vixen vampire on fire