So I said is that all that matters anymore?
Who happened to like that band first
And who likes them more?
Why do you compensate for the fact
That you clearly so oh very silly
By walking around my town like a fallowfield hillbilly?

You know who you are

I've seen the way you look at all of the normal kids
You think that they've just come out Strange ways
Because they won't bat both eyelids

When you walk past with your eyeliner on, one hand in glove
They're here for the music the thing that they love

And it was literally carnage at the back of Piccadilly
To see who could buy it first
And does the limited edition seven inch quench your thirst?
For an album that will probably let you down
But it doesn't even matter coz' you don't like that band anymore
Coz' they're not underground

I've seen the way you look at all of the normal kids
You think that they've just come out Strange ways
Just because they don't bat both eyelids
When you walk past with your eyeliner on, one hand in glove
I'm gonna ask you, can you find your own way home are you stuck?

Please don't think that I'm being a bitch
I just happen to witness a lot of things which
Get me annoyed cos you're filling a void
Have you got nothing better to do?

I've seen the way you look at all of the normal kids
You think that they've just come out Strange ways
Because they won't bat both eyelids

When you walk past with your eyeliner on, one hand in glove
I'm gonna ask you, can you play guitar my boy?