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This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long This song is just six words long Couldn't think of any lyric...

The first thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas, That's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lig...

[parody of "Desperado" by The Eagles] Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long Oh, you're a green one, You know...

[parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday Have brea...

[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're alway...

[parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer And then ...

[parody of "I Love Rock 'n Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school ...

[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze Look at m...

[parody of "Mistake No 3" by Culture Club] The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot But the second steak...

Fat and week what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy ain't goin' to fly now He's just taking up space Sold his goves, threw his eggs down the drain But he...

[parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way down in...

The problems hidding in a cave across the sea The answer is easy if you take lagicly He'll never stop in our struggle to be free Their must be 50 ways to get Bi...

Uh huh extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came ...

You can torture me With Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some shlock Like New Kids on the Block Or any Village People song you k...

-Guess what, Yep, another fine music lyric file by: Adrian"Dementia"Brush *Addicted to Spuds* by "Weird" Al Yankovic Potato Skins Potato Cakes Hash Browns And i...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You kno...

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places...

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry'...

Here she come now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now Well first she took my nest egg, then she took t...

Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem crass, I really ...

Alternative Polka Weird Al "Loser" by Beck Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill ...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You kno...

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know...

Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort Suffocation, no breathing Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding This is my last resort 'Cause I'm losing my...

Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back It was smellin' like ...

[Inhale] Beautiful tats All over my back Makes me so proud I'm gonna shout it out loud I got another tattoo baby Yeah another tatto baby (A-noth-noth-nother tat...

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave ...

(speaking part) I like small butts and I cannot lie, You honkies can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face I get S...

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed agai...

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed agai...

They showed up on my doorstep Just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know? They got a little too close to the microwave...

Oh boobies, boobies Oh boobies, boobies Oh boobie boobie, my chest was supposed to grow, My cleavage wasn't right, yeah, My boobies boobies, My breasts are co...

I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go There's 1 thing that I know You gotta give the people what they want Or you'll wind up back in Kokomo Nebraska They lik...

I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no b...

(Anthony Kiedis/Flea/John Frusciante/Chad Smith/Al Yankovic) Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The...

(intro) You know ladies and gentleman A lot of people think that I won because I look pretty good compared to guys like me But I don's think that's it at all S...

We`d should kill him It be thrillin just to kill him Lets hunt him down and shoot him in the head Lets beat the crap out of the sadam Lets hunt him down and sh...

(intro) We should kill him Would be thrilling Just to kill him Lets hunt him down And shoot him in the head Lets beat the crap out of sadamm Lets hunt him dow...

(Queen; arr by Al Yankovic) Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see...

Chorus: Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get de wall-to-wall carpeting Get de wallet full o' credit cards I gonna buy me a condo Never have to mow ...

I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passing me by I was just about ready, To curl up and die But one day I got a visit, From the cab...

Cable TV" I used to think my life was so empty, I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a...

(to the tune of "Centerfold') Does it walk? Does it talk? The school lunch that you eat? What they served in the cafeteria Always made me leave my seat It loo...

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just dont feel like goin to work I think I'll call my boss then I'm Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some stran...

Don't want to be a Canadian Idiot Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A...

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Sain...

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese, It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese, Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain, but that's not chicken in...

Listenin' to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impa...

Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios Did you know Froot Loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of Corn Flakes makes me high Cheerios...

Cheerios, apple jacks, cheerios Did you know froot loops fit in your nose I may be just a simple guy But just the thought of corn flakes makes me high Cheerios...

(Two men talking) "Which did you like better, Jedi, or the Empire strikes back?" Empire last for me Empire Had The Better Ending, I Mean Luke Gets His Hand Cut...

When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block He made a great liver pate (You know he did You know he did You know he did) But if there's one thing in ...

CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO - by Weird Al Yankovic It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin...

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for ...

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for ...

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more Than Marlon Br...

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses And he had a third nipple on the back of his ne...

Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I squish them o...

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slip my ...

Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came Just...

Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip?...

Fattened outside, big and dumb, they look So stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die, die to be Ate at the hamburger f...

Whoa, yeah! You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu With automatic drive A custom paint job, too I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly used sombrero And ...

Well, woke up this morning With a big mac in my hand What fries, whose fries Where?s my hot apple pies Must be a joke I can?t believe there?s no coke Thank you,...

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It time to let the bed bugs bite ...

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair S...

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking spaceha! And I got a coffe m...

Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like morphous or grokster or limew...

Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg?...

I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you do...

[parody of dont you (forget about me) by simple minds] Hey! oooh!oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday Have bread, and...

Some think the Cockroach is a pest But that's the insect I like best I love the way they run in fright When I turn on the kitchen light And when I squish them o...

In the year of 1970 Underneath the old smogberry tree First was heard a man that we all know The one and only Dr Demento Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too Re...

(musical intro) A used Pink bathrobe, A rare mint snowglobe, A Smuf TV tray I bought On E-Bay My house Is filled with This crap Shows up in Bubble wrap, Most e...

How come you're always such a fussy young man, Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran, Well don't you know that other kids are starving in Japa...

Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day W...

Make A List, Little Lars (?) Never Seen A Star, Put His Fans Behind Bars Can't You See, Mp3 means your stealing from me Should've bought a cd I keep my T1 open,...

I don't care If you wreck my car or shave off all my hair You can go And run your vacuum during my favorite show And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you do...

How about making a run for the border How about me deserving a break today How about getting some fries with my order How about finally letting me have it my wa...

Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right, Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on ham...

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped h...

Oy Oy Down on the street they got bagels And there?s a sale on cream cheese and lox Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst Not in the mood for jack-in-the-box Oy...

I had a pizza, Covered with cheese I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze Look at my crust now, See what I mean It's getting all wri...

Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie Oh, doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal Doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Berni...

The first steak I ordered, It wasn't very hot I had to send it back, Let 'em have one more shot But the second steak I ordered, Well it was lousy too Now I real...

Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight!

Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday Have bread, and vegetables too, Some dairy products, but whatever yo...

I know to keep a woman satisfied When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide They're always in the mood for something to munch Ah girls, they wanna h...

Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he...

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just leaves me cold The...

Oh, oh, here she comes. Boy, she likes that processed meat. Oh, oh, here she comes. She's Spameater!

Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer And then I feel like I feel like throwin' up! I feel like thr...

Avocado, What makes you think you're so holy? You're gonna be guacamole before too long Oh, you're a green one, You know that you're out of season You'd better...

Goin' to the market now, market now I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle, Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer ...

Next week, on U-62, he's back! And this time, he's mad Gandhi II! No more Mr Passive Resistance He's out to kick some butt This is one bad mother You don't wan...

Gee, I'm a nerd Seen each Star Trek eighty times Memorized each word Home alone On Friday nights But I got eight gigabytes Left on my hard drive I'm hooked as...

I woke up this mornin', Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this mornin', Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kinda feelin', Like I got broken glass in...

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (y...

George, George, George of the Jungle, Strong as he can be Watch out for that tree! George, George, George of the Jungle, Lives a life that's free Watch out for...