I think paying fuckin' rent sucks I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living room I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon CHORUS: Half shit-f...

I don't know if you like me but it's true I'm totally retarded for you May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue Or having my mom tell me what to do It alway...

Well she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do You should've seen who she just blew And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah I've seen he...

Everytime you're drunk you always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your bluff Everyone is sick of you You're a wimp through and...

I'm really not a jerk I know how to dance I'm never gonna work I wear designer pants Oh, my head is empty, And my brain, it hurts I wanna be a real cool guy Wea...

BooBarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from mowing all those lawns To buy Tina Turner records that she ...

Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz The heat, the slime, I've never been on time I'...

A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell Y...

Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King And you know the girls were looking real cool Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow There's just the chick...

All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls they get so impressed It maked me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine it's '95 no...

Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around He ain't no fucking c...

Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through But now I ain't since I got you Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool Stick with me, I'll stick with you Yeah...

One thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you So I can stop hanging around So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know I'm starting to get ol...

Funny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly how it seems These days things are weird and everybody's me...

You've been spreading lies around You've been tryin' to put me down Well, I went to the party, that much is true, But what you said I did, I didn't do I didn't...

[Beach Boys cover] The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out With their feet in the air you can hear em shout They're not afraid, not my boys They grit ...

I really don't know what I'm doing Hanging out with you Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not It's funny but It's true I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be k...

Don't Back Down The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out With their feet in the air you can hear em shout They're not afraid, not my boys They grit thei...

He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt But he's number one in Waikiki He won't smoke crack behind your back While he's hanging from a coconut tree He can shoo...

I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today The phone rand, I grabbed it and I heard you say: "Hey man, whatcha doing right now, Get off your ass and come downtow...

They say I'm outta my skull I've really, really gone down And I'm taking the Queers My wrist went limp and I resemble a chimp in between my ears I'm a fucking j...

Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around This motel is certainly peach Fagtown ? on the beach Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks Fagtown, Fagtown, ...

I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it really pounds and pounds Records just go round and round Mom a...

I'm hanging 'round hoping hard That you wanna be with me always and always It's my way of saying won't you stick around me For the rest of your life I'm gonna w...

I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room Things aren't getting better My future's ...

I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim He used to like me, but I didn't like him He told me that he'd really like to go in bed He told me that he'd like to giv...

Punks today just make me sick Selling out just ain't what makes me tick Jack ass punks are a bore Those sell out fucks are all whores Skinheads ain't working c...

When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand You fuckin' jerk, you got your drink in your hand And I'm fuckin' sick of hearin' you whine About everyone th...

See the girl running around She used to play in a band in town Had an electric guitar covered in stars The Be-Back Queen of the music scene She got signed to a...

I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna shimmy too I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna really move I'm gonna ride my skateboard all the way I really dig your beaches and the girls th...

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me Or getting all screwed up on LSD Or eating bean sprouts all day long And smoking pot out of a bong Wearing flowers in my hai...

Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that's just my luck ...

I think paying fuckin' rent sucks I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks I spilled a beer in the living room I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon CHORUS: Half shit-f...

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk Because every night I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit The ugly little monkey who used t...

I didn't know my name - my girlfriend is a pain My mom and dad they reallt freak me out I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive? Mom and Dad they always screa...

The girl's always giving him shit 'Cause he like da banana split She's always calling him names, and He'd like to be doing the same Life's not fair; are you aw...

Better get the Xanax cause I think I'm in a panic And my brain is really getting fried The kids are getting dumber and it's really not a stunner Cause the evide...

Don't you know that it's going okay I want everyone to see that Everything's coming up roses Whenever you're hanging with me When we're goofing off, laughing at...

Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the same Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a game Passing by the places whe...

I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost Can't stand what you say or what you do What you s...

You can make me cry you can break my heart But I'll never say we're through Even when I die I can't stay mad at you You can run around you can tell me lies But...

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon I ...

I never get to do what I want to do My brain is fried and my heart it's screwed I'm hurting and it's all because of you Let me tell ya Nothing's not right, not ...

You've been spreading lies around You've been trying to put me down I went to the party that much is true But what you said I did I didn't do I didn't puke - [...

Thinking out loud on a marshmallow cloud 'cause the sun is still in hiding I won't go back as a matter of fact And I'll put that in writing If I never see you ...

Thinkin', drinkin', talkin', squawking, And hanging out all day Never ever doing nothing, and you know it's not my way baby I never ever met a girl like you I k...

1-2-3-4 I never hold a job for more than a week My father was a rich man; and my mother, a geek People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk And they're gettin...

Well, I'd like to fly to the moon On a rocket ship high in the air Yes, I'd like to fly to the moon, But I don't think I'd like to live there Well, I'd like to ...

Don't want you Don't want you I seen you hanging around places we used to go to I seen you hanging around trying to act so bored Sick of you Sick of you Reme...

[Banana Splits cover] I live in a cucumber castle On the banks of a cranberry sea And starfish dance under my drawbridge And blackbirds make nests in my tree I...

She don't care what I think, she's don't care what I do Even though things don't go right, I know her love for me is true I love her, I want you to know I'd lov...

I hate anchovie pizza Asparagus and peas Wanting my dessert And having to say please I hate Well I hate everything (2x) I hate the Grateful Dead Their hippi fan...

I don't wanna be around you anymore I don't wanna hear another word you say You make Bulltit look like he's a real a smart fucker And I'm kinda hopin that you'l...

I've got nothing else to do My life sucks, there's nothing new Don't care if you love me true Don't care you got someone new Don't care you got someone new Wha...

I like young girls with their pony tails They live in a world where nothing ever fails Hanging out I like young girls; I like the way they smell I like their p...

I'm really goo-goo over you, I'm mentally retarded too I lost my brain, and I don't know where Somewhere down in Kenmore square Look mom and dad, I think this o...

I never got the girl till you Came along and said, "I wouldn't mind to hang around a while" Now the sun - it's always shining every day Because you're never fa...

I don't wanna hear your shit, don't wanna see your face Cause when it comes to dinking beer, don't you get on my case Heinekin is skunk piss dude, and Miller su...

I think she's starting to like me Want me maybe someday love me Well I think she's starting to like me I just love her witty repartee it's so nice If she invit...

I wanna be happy; I don't wanna be sad I wanna be a good boy; I don't wanna be bad I wanna be happy Yeah, I wanna be happy so bad I wanna be happy; yeah, I rea...

Something's pounding in my head I need a girl like you to help me do my math at night and raise up my IQ Symptoms seem to say one thing That I'm ok with you Emo...

I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly I won't be I won't be I won't be no one but me [x2...

I don't even wanna know my name I hope everybody goes insane I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts I drink, I fuck, I fight the runts Oh no! I'm not a Mongo Not a...

No one knows how old I am, But I remember Vietnam I tell them I don't dye my hair I hate my life, and I don't care I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm no...

Well I'm sick of you You think you're cool You're so depressed And I'm not impressed I'm a bad motherfucker Oh yes I am you mothers, come on [special guest Hub...

Killin time cos you're on my mind And there's nothing I can do Turn away, I hold no sway Cos you don't know it's true A boy like me don't rate a second glance M...

? but now I'm through I guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you 'Cause I'm useless ? left me My landlord kicked me out I wanna die, but don't know how He's s...

We put up with your shit, You California kids We do all the work and you get rich You spoiled little brat, You're stupid, slow, and fat You fuckin' indie punk a...

You know he read a couple books And now he shoots me dirty looks As if he thinks he's better than me A condescending attitude Well I hate to tell you dude Can't...

Your mouth is always ope, you think you're so damn smart Without all your friends around you just fall apart Please tell me now what's the score You know it, yo...

I like freaks and losers who hate me They'd blow up the world and laugh with glee See things how they really are Mindless lemmings in a jar The Pope is just ano...

[Originally by The Choir] Well the world used to be sunny And jokes used to be funny But now you're gone And everything's turned around Well the world used to...

I know something about the girl Who's hoping to be seen standing Alone in the back of the room She's just trying to fit in But it's hard cuz she's never spoken ...

Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull Listen up and then jump off a bridge You're stupid and useless - the village idiot Face the facts, you're dumb...

We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags Hey, we may be...

I think it's so stupid Girls won't say this word Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt I think "gash" is offensive...

This is something no one knows Kicked out of the Webelos Do you think it really shows? Kicked out of the Webelos Punched her in her snotty nose Kicked out of th...

Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you Like a parasi...

How come skinhead oi boys have no work I bet if they did they'd go berserk Shut up about the working class A job is no big deal You all look like Hitler youth -...

I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood Explain myself the best I can but it doesn't do any good I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say And ever...

I'm just a stupid kid and I get my kicks But she left me and it hit me like a ton of bricks I'm crying, yeah, I'm dying, yeah And I'm never ever smiling again S...

Hi, this is station AWOL, Coming to you from from over the hill at Bob Bar city I'm gonna sing if I come back tonight, Can I still keep my stripes or have I sta...

I don't know if you're aware Everybody stands and stares Politics are everywhere We all know that you don't care Calling the meatwagon Calling the meatwagon Ca...

I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's Corner I'd love to get you but you vanish through the doorway And oh wow All it is to think about you I love ...

Well I'm commander-in-chief What's your beef? It's my war not yours Gotta take the hill If a few are killed We must stay the course I'm a nazi cat in my SUV Ju...

I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet We started necking in the back seat She says she's crazy, well I'm crazy too I think that bonehead should stop s...

I went to your house real late last night You were tucked in the bed you little sprite Your dad passed out in front of the TV I swear to god dude, she came on m...

Mrs Brown, you've got an ugly daughter I don't wanna hear her stupid name Mrs Brown, you've got an ugly daughter The verdict's in I declare I'm insane I'm done ...

Before we went out I used to think that she was hot And now I really see her And I see that shes' not With the mouth of a pirhana - That's always full And the f...

I started out by sniffing glue Killing brain cells one by one's so cool Pissing off my mom, acting really dum When you get down to it, having lots of fun What t...

Am I going crazy or is it my empty head B-Face is so lazy all day he stays in bed Going out with Nikki made Hugh's brain go dim But Johhny Ramone knows I can pl...

She's flat as a board and I just don't care No tit, no tit My friends are always wondering No tit, no tit I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I ...

Cut my hair and try to fit in I hang around, but I just can't win, oh no I don't know just what to say, But I want things to go my way, oh yeah I want to, just...

Sittin' drinkin' a brew, tryin' not to think of you I think you suck, you acted like a slut Did you ever really like me I think I know the answer Fuck you Well ...

Said you called me, but you fucking lied You little bitch you deserve to die I'm just sitting here pulling my pud With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud Nothin...

No one knows how old I am But I remember Vietnam I tell them I won't cut my hair I hate my life and I don't care I'm nowhere at all I'm nowhere at all I'm nowh...

I've been told many times before To think of number one When I do, I guess it's true I think I'm having fun But lately all I ever do is think of you And now I k...

Nuni in New York - getting out of his car Nuni in New York - hanging at a bar Nuni in New York - he's acting punk Nuni in New York - he's getting drunk Nuni in...

Hello, I missed you, have you missed me too Remember crazy days that we went through It's been so long since you were mine I left you hanging on the line But y...

She's shooting arrows through my heart Builds me up then tears me apart She looks hot but she's cool She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know I'm really...