The year: 1967 September 25 Lot 34 in Beverly Hills, California Hollywood! And the cast of characters Adam West was there, with his prickly fat ass wedged in...

On a dark Tuesday evening sitting in my lair Warm smell of zuchinnis rising up through the air Downstairs in the kitchen I heard the clanging wok My palms grew ...

Crunchy Crunchy Well you know you are a sweet little peacemaker Crunchy And you know you are a gender role breaker Crunchy I want you to take me home But I got...

Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on! Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on! Fidel is the loneliest communist The Soviet Union split and Fidel he got dissed Fidel I don't care ...

Now book'em Dano Is what they're gonna say Cause Hawaii 5-0 Is on their way Jack Lord with grease in his hair As Steve McGarrett looking square Hawaii 5-0 Is c...

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"I know you don't kiss me like you used to do And now you don't touch me like I want you to Now I realize that I could lose it all Do I take the fall? Walk away...

I want my ICC Now look at them coops there's a bunch of loonies All of them yahoos in the ICC That ain't living that's a fuckin' commune Laundry for nothin' an...

You don't look bad now But you wouldn't mind looking better Not a young lad now Y'see more hairs on your sweater Now don't get mad now There's a man who's got t...

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business And I wanna get the best deal I can So I opened up...

You keep saying I watch too much TV And my brain will soon disintegrate Well, I've known kids who've been deprived of TV And they're the ones who can't seem to ...