OooooooohPoncho man
Why did you she'd your clothes?
OooooooohPoncho man
Put back on your robes

Running down the street under the noon sun
Why did you do it? Did you think it would be fun?
Wearing nothing but a poncho - we can see your bare ass
It doesn't give you elegance, style or class

OooooooohPoncho man
Your soul to the world you show
OooooooohPoncho man
At least wear a sombrero

Red, green, yellow, blue, pink and indigo
Wearing all the colours of a freaked out rainbow
Woven out of wool so you don't catch cold
But doesn't it itch? Cos that's what I was told

OooooooohPoncho man
They rugby tackled you to the ground
OooooooohPoncho man
Indecent exposure, guilty you're found

You think you're the head honcho
With your dirty poncho
People boo and hiss
You just laugh and p***

OooooooohPoncho man
I think you look stupid too
OooooooohPoncho man
But I wish I was just like you