Mary had a little lamb
Turns out it was all a scam
She wiped them all out wham boom bam
And no one even cried wolf

Georgy Porgy pudding pie
Kissed some girls, he made them cry
Their husbands waved them all goodbye
And no one even cried wolf

Pink Chantilly lace gives the biggest of grace to a shadow
And the b*** in a princess makes the wicked of witches look mellow
So that's why I say

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Cry cry wolf
For every little thing they say
Cry cry wolf
'Cos it ain't going your way
Cry cry wolf
But every dark has its day
Cry cry wolf
But there's no black and white, there's only grey

All the king's men
And all their horses
Couldn't settle any ugly divorces
They wasted on their money on self help courses
And no one even cried wolf

Old King Cole
He sold his Soul
To get two tickets to the Super Bowl
But that night the Reaper was on Parole
And no on even cried wolf

Pink Chantilly lace gives the biggest of grace to a shadow
And the bitch in a princess makes the wicked of witches look mellow
So that's why I say

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What have we all gone and done
When we're happy we think we have won
And there's really no difference in good or bad
What's happy to you makes me sad
And what's sad to you might make me glad
What will it take to make you all see
That there's a little truth and a little lie
In every fantasy of mine

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