You're my little curry puff
I'm your vindaloo man
I want to take you where samosas run wild
And lay you in a bed of nan

I'm lying here in my pajamas
Dreaming of the bandicoot
Trying to reach nirvana
It's easy when I'm eating this food

It was an East Indian love affair
East Indian love affair
East Indian love affair
With you

So give me tandoori chicken
Send a coolie with a message for me
I'll be waiting for your answer of love, my dear
Underneath this tall tea tree

I want to put a diamond in your nose
Give you silver slippers that turn up at the toes
I will be your little madras boy
If you will be my little sepoy

It was an East Indian love affair
East Indian love affair
East Indian love affair
With you