Arthur Askee and Dougie Dougie's Beetle
Went down to the Animal Farm
Dug in for the poor,
They heard stories from the war
And explaimed about the boil on his bum!
Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink,
And a drink and a drink and a drink
Come the {? RN ?} four, there were lemons to be sure,
Not one of them had even had a wink,
Of sleep
Everybody sang as loud as they could,