I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose
But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show

Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?
Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me
Said "What the hell's this", and Ler said "Boy, dont' you know?"
The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show

Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that
I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!
On Comedy, I'm a stooges man I like Larry, Curly and Moe
But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show

Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land
Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me
If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC

I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man
I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose
I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows

Butthead: "Hey Beavis"
Beavis: "What?"
Butthead: "I was just likethinking and stuffit was pretty cool"
Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that"
Butthead: "TV is cool"
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rulesit rules! Yeah"
Butthead: "Hey BeavisI heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels
That's gonna be cool"
Beavis: "Really? That would be cool"
Butthead: "You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck"
Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the otherum
three hundred and twenty-seven?"
Butthead: "Because, you know all those TV shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put them
somewhere! You can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel!"