How do people feel when you hand them a story?
Just another pathway on the road to glory
Baby, you don't even know
Who you're talking to-
But the mama who listened,
She thinks you do

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She's being used for the purpose of
Self-expression,
Used for the purpose of some impression
And she don't wanna hear all those "P's and Q's"
She said, "I beg your pardon,but I'd like to be
Excused"

You make people hear this inner dilemma,
And you pick up some "bump"
With your "fifth sense" antennae!
"Get"
The poor sweet sucker who is privvy to
Your wandering attention,
She stands there like a jerked off fool
Prey to some ulterior intention
The "people" there are walking away,
Excuse them
Your sucker is here to stay

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It's incredibly embarassing,
You make people listen
You hand out a bs line about who you are
{Who are you}
The only ones who stay get paid to lend an ear
Even your own mama moved to Florida
Last year

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PsReisa came, too, mom!
Dedicated to my mom