Yeeeeeeeeeehaw!
She's a tall glass'o water
She's sip a lemonade
She's a cup of hot darjeeling tea
She's a cold tang in the shade
She's an oatmeal cookie
She's a crumble apple melba toast
She's the cream in oreo that's the part
That I like the most
She's a handful of beer nuts
She's a cold bottle of schlitz
She's a little tub of pepto bismal
Whenever I got the shh ow ya doin' all right!