When he comes bursting thru that door, mama leaps and hits the floor
Calling himself Louis Quatorze, he's so young and dangerous

Oh I love it when he says so seriously with his gun in my back, "Honey, close your eyes and think of England"
Just for one second

It's his genuine act, as a matter of fact, Louis was horrible to me
He tears down my defences, he pretends that I'm against him
Louis, Louis, Louis do you love me, Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when, Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Fourteen's how I'll ever be, I don't know how long it lasts
But one thing's for sure, Louis Quatorze must hurry to love me

And more and more and more and more, Louis Quatorze loves me some more
He loves me just 'cos he's so wet, Louis's gonna shoot me
Louis, Louis's locking my door, Louis's serious, I'm delirious
No plays, fate is, he just doesn't care, Louis Quatorze starts to undress me

With his gun in my back, I start to undress
You just don't mess with Louis Quatorze
He's my partner in this crime of happiness, 'cos I'm just fourteen

Oh I love it when he says so seriously with his gun in my back, "Honey, make love to me"
Louis, Louis, Louis do you love me, Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when, Louis Quatorze, always surprise me
Louis, Louis, Louis do you love me, Louis Quatorze made love to me
Come back again, don't tell me when, Louis Quatorze, always surprise me

Louis Quatorze, I love you