It started out, As a romantic evening with my
300 pound aunt Phyllis
We had a bucket of ice and the finest champagne
On this fat bitches body, My fluids are soon to reign
The thought of running water turned me into a madman
As I pulled down my pants and pissed on her face
She sat there quite clueless, Eating her steak!
Psychotic impulses spurting out though my dick
A full bladder, Has once again, Drove me to insanity
It dripped down her neck, To her jiggly fat tits,
The fat bitch is lucky, I don't have the shits!