Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go
Grandma take me home (x8)
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Never take me home (x8) (Alt: Grandma take me home (x8))
She said, well, don't you start your crying (Alt: Said, why don't you stop your crying)
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my toad
Never take me home (x8)
After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms
Never take me home (x19)
I wanna be alone