I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me
It's not as bad as it appears
He wears glasses and he's six foot three

Well I'm not worried about our kids,
I know they'll turn out neat
They'll be great lookin' 'cause they'll have my face,
Great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet!

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me
He's not as bad as he appears,
He's got rhythm and a PhD

Well I know we can make things work
He's got good fam'ly sense
His mother was a frog from Philadelphia
His daddy an enchanted prince

The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me
And it's prob'ly clear to you
They think value on their property will go right down
If the family next door is blue

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog
A big blue frog loves me
I've got it tattooed on my chest
It says PHROG (It's frog to me!)
PHROG