Hey hey baby you know I ain't got the words
To write what I think cause my brain's small as a surfen bird
Shrunk by liquid gold, shrunk by Texas tea
Don't blame you at all, if you don't wanna hang with me
Cause I'm crazy and lazy and stupid and dumb and all I think about is the next step to fun
What can I say, covered in puke
But if you breathe a word, your house I'll nuke
Make a metal sign, commit an offence
I'm so trashed, that's my only defence
Went to bed retarded in the head
Don't you know that has become my routine
Never had enough, lets go out and break stuff cause I'm just a stupid teen, you don't wanna hang around with me
Cause I'm crazy and lazy and stupid and dumb and all I think about is the next step to fun
What can I say, covered in puke
But if you breathe a word, your house I'll nuke
Make a metal sign, commit an offence
I'm so trashed, that's my only defence