Stoker is a boy in blue
and he must be the worst
He's a copper!
Stoker someday he'll get you
but you won't be the first
he's a copper
he's a police constable
that makes us feel uncomfortable
he's a copper
no more football in the street
or neckin with your girlfriend
Stoker's on the beat again

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He's a Bobby he's a joker
he's a Bobby we want dead
he's a Bobby, PC Stoker why
can't we have a decent copper
proper copper instead?

Stoker loves to see a fight
he really goes to town
he's a copper
Stoker's smiling with delight
he's took somebody down
he's a copper
he'll prove you guilty in the court
you'll wish that you had never fought
a copper
don't cry or shout or scream or yell
there's nothing you can do
when Stoker's in the cell with you
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The United Team supporters
have invaded the pitch
that's PC Stoker's quaters so
he finds his talky switch
I need some help down here boys
there's punks and skinheads too
and we all hate PC Stoker &
we hate the boys in blue

Stoker's rather fed up coz
there's no one else to nick
he's a copper
someone soon will kick his head in
just you wait n'see
it needs somebody tough
coz we've all had enough
yes it needs somebody tough
but I think it won't be me
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