I got the best present for Christmas
But I don't want to gloat
All the kids at school are gonna be jealous
I got the Firebolt

The best broom in the world I could have ridden
Conveniently after my Nimbus 2000 was smitten
McGonagall took it away from me
Why'd you have to tell her, Hermione?

I got the best present for Christmas
But I don't want to gloat
All the kids at school are gonna be jealous
I got the Firebolt

Riding that broom would be so fun
Putting dust upon Malfoy's 2001
McGonagall took it away from me
Why'd you have to tell her, Hermione?

I got the best present for Christmas
But I don't want to gloat
All the kids at school are gonna be jealous
I got the Firebolt