Verse 1
I don't want to go home for Christmas this year
I don't want to see my family
I just want to stay at school for this winter break
I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron

REFRAIN 1:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this Christmas

Verse 2:
Ron's mom sent him a nice package of presents
She sent me a nice big sweater
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad
It was an invisibility cloak, how rad

REFRAIN 2:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas being invisible
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll be invisible this Christmas

REFRAIN 1:
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, ohohoh we'll play Wizard Chess this christmas
Oh, yeah