a brand new band rode into town they moved in down the street they're staying at the johnson ranch they've been there for a week now, we don't take too kindly t...

down the avenue hear him coming boom, boom, boom here to save the day got the hatchback open eardrums exploding help is on the way (ch) you hear him coming te...

the world keeps spinning 'round and 'round but sometimes something will break down there's one thing i'll always bet that you can fix it with duct tape (ch) i...

i won't be your scapegoat i won't take responsibility i thought someone else would do it due to it's difficulty i won't confess i will stay blameless i wasn't ...

i was on vacation, looking at the birdies than i spied upon a showering naked lady she must have been really dirty she washed for what seemed like an eternity ...

god called up, says he wants to audition he wonders if sux has an open position there's nothing available at this time if something comes up we'll keep you in m...

people say i'm too big for my britches i say you're all sons of bitches see what i mean, its not my fault i try to be nice, but i flip you off if you got to kn...

king kong went to hong kong to play ping pong with his ding dong king kong went to hong kong to play ping pong with his ding dong there's just no stopping king...

me and the dog are a lot alike we wake up, eat and than take a nap there aren't many things i'd rather do than lie around eating lots of food (ch) i'm an all-...

i just came up with this really neat song until i have lyrics we can't sing along so sharpen up the pencils and grab a brand new pad head down to the basement d...

magic fairies, pixies, imps and trolls are in the medicine chest they're playing around with my dosage they're messing with my head they want me to do their wi...

it seems we got the reputation as the kings of all creation you can't contain your jubilation as you view our presentation and lesser bands are lying dead in o...

got a pocket full of money cause i just got paid and i'm going out tonight i'm gonna drink some lemonade it's good for me, it's good for you i might crack my s...

this is the song that we play after we take a break $20 an hour is the rate the second half songs they do await this is the song that we play after we take a b...

channel five has all i need sex and death, freaks and comedy crooks beat up by cops some slob pissing in the coffee pot russian hookers, shark attacks i shirtl...

here comes willy, he thinks he's a car he's not all there he's all arms and legs flailing in the air wave to him and he beeps back he throws it into overdrive y...