I'd love you more if you lived 54 miles away It's not that I hate you, I just got nothing left to say I must confess I like you less with each passing day I cou...

Same four chords and same old theme I can't seem to get away from the TV screen And though I've failed it can't be said I haven't tried Still I can't help feeli...

VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously And Superman never made any money, well try to tell th...

Even a man who is pure at heart And says his prayers by night May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms And the autumn moon is bright Lawrence Talbot: People ...

I'm gonna grow a moustache, I'm gonna grow a beard I'll get some John Lennon glasses, and then I'm gonna act weird I'll get flare pants and sandals, and drive a...

I want to go where no man's ever gone before And I want to wield my evil father's laser sword One little step for me Gets bigger when there's no gravity And I'm...

What can you do when it's all gone and you're not alone? What can I do to make you care? The key still fit, I turned the lock and I was home But what can I do w...

If I could fly I'd fly so high that you couldn't see me And if I could fly I'd fly so high that you'd want to be me And if I could fly I'd fly today And if I co...

Well my girlfriend and I went to the zoo On a Sunday afternoon We hadn't been there since we were seven or eight She had her notebook and pen, she was all set T...

Nothing you have to say could possibly change my mind I'm calling your bluff I'm drawing the line But if you ask me nice you know I'll probably stay And listen ...

Leaving behind the safe dark hiding place of the past And treading warily out into the harsh daylight of now I'm coming to find you I'm coming to find you But ...

I want a place where we can go I want to be the one who knows you I want to be the one who shows you You're never going to have to be alone I want a place where...

There's a stool that waits in the corner of the corner bar Six nights a week Til six pm that's when Crazy Jeff comes in Between drinks and under his breath you ...

I want a place where we can go I want to be the one who knows you I want to be the one who shows you You're never going to have to be alone I want a place where...

I'd look into your eyes but that's a cliche I'd offer you the world but that's no fun We could walk along the beach leaving our footprints in the sand If only y...

Shrink wrapped in Buffalo then I was packaged with a Butterfinger I went to college via US Mail and then was traded for a chocolate Zinger Sleeping in a top des...

An ant crawls at a rate of one foot per minute on a rubber band The band is one yard long and stretched at a rate of one yard per minute If the ant begins at on...

I hung up the telephone and turned on the television After you told me we were through In a little while I'll think about the things that you said But right now...

I got a call from a dear old friend He's the kind of friend you can depend on The kind of friend you can depend on til the end The kind of friend who'll say, "c...

There was a boy who knew he could be anything that he wanted to Everybody told him he had a singular destiny Everybody said he'd go far-- everybody said he'd be...

I want to wear a Stetson hat and a long trench coat And I want to find a case-solving clue on a bloodstained note Mysterious dames will hire me To solve their d...

Adam: We were doing Mok 1 in the Ookla-mobile Luis: And Rand was at the wheel Rand: With gear and clothes and Adam crammed against the windshield A: We were gon...

Well you can have a Coke and a smile But I need a little more to make me happy More than NutraSweet I haven't driven a Ford lately or been all I can be But it d...

Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you I don't care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate W...

Well you can have a Coke and a smile but I need a little more to make me happy More than NutraSweet I haven't driven a Ford lately or been all I can be But it d...

It was time to make the doughnuts it was very very early It was 2:37 in the afternoon I turned off my alarm clock and I stumbled over several Pizza boxes and my...

I got bitten by a radioactive bug I tried an experimental drug I went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range I found an enchanted Uru cane I made a serum tha...

She came into my room at two o'clock in the afternoon And she said that she had a desperate need To talk about our relationship and wasn't it time that we calle...

She came into my room at two o'clock in the afternoon And she said that she had a desperate need To talk about our relationship and wasn't it time that we calle...

This song's not overstrong, but this song's not overlong. This song won't overwow, but this song is over now.

I wouldn't mind if you died I couldn't care less if you weren't alive Even if I tried I never think about you all the time, you never cross my mind And I don't ...

Jimmy always was a restless boy You could see it in his eyes There was something wrong when I watched my son When Jimmy watched the skies And very often on an I...

I was talking to my friend Tommy, he's almost 63 years old I said, "Is it just me, or has Power Rangers gone to shit this season?" and he shook his head and sai...

I turned on the TV set to check up on Battle of the Planets At seven am on Saturday But G-Force and Mr Magoo went the way of the New Zoo Revue And all my Super ...