The problem's lying in a cave across the sea, The answer's easy if you take it logically, He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free, There must be 50 ways ...

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happe...

Well,um it's the holiday season And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice And I'm kinda feelin' guilty So I wrote a song So many pre...

[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell Will n...

Alone, walking the city streets The nights they can seem so long And the world can feel cold when there's no one To hold you close when the curtains are drawn W...

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At ...

Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to SOCILIZE I...

[Intro] Yo yo, Flyda, check that homegirl's butt out Mmmhmm, girl, it's so flat! You tell it like it is, Aisha She looks like one of them lawyer's girlfriends ...

Ohhhhh Back 2 School Back 2 School To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A Fool I've Got My Lunch Packed Up, My Boots Tied Tight, I Hope I Don't Get In A Fight Ohhhh Ba...

Why don't you pick up after you're done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So FUCK YOU! Why can't you be nicer...

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend! When I'm at the locker and my shirt's ...

[Billy] Yes, I will go back to school, And achieve victory, No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica] My Billy, sweet Billy...

[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath...

Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey either through basketball or the mall or various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar...

hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining i went hiking with joe spivy he...

hello mudda, hello fadda here i am at camp granada camp is very entertaining they say we'll have some fun when it stops raining i went hiking with joe spivy he ...

The Champion Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18'...

Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah (sounds good guys) Once again it's Onakah The miracle of Chanukah (give it up for the Drei Dels) Chanukah is the fes...

"Okay This is a song that uhh There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh not too many Chanukah songs So uhh I wrote a song for all those nice little Jew...

"I can make a bigger splash than you! Oh yeah?Give it a shot! Can Opener!!(Splash) Whoah!That was huge!! You goAhhJacknife!! That was a dud,Jimmy Shut up,TracyY...

SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good GIRL: Thanks sean SEAN: you got it going on strong, baby Skin so soft and hair so right GIRL: I think you're nice too, sea...

-{Sean pouring champagne- SEAN: Yeah Yeah That's right Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there GIRL #3: Oh Sean, you're so ...

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl- SEAN: What's your name, baby? GIRL #4: Desiree SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self GIRL #4: ...

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- GIRL #5: Hey, honey SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit You c...

When I was a boy There was no limit on what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so...

You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot And all my conversations are being recorded And you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on me And I a...

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! ...

Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, jon rosenburg, frank coraci, and bob glau When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against th...

I get up in the evening, and I ain't got nothin to say I come home in the mornin I go to bed feeling the same way I ain't nothin but tired and im just tired and...

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! Police: What? Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He no pay for his four Sc...

He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here a...

Jabba waka ding dong, slip slap sleet Dip stick patty wack, peepee googa-lee gee Polly wally sling slang, scooy dibbely doo A wing wong ping pong king kong chee...

JN: "I can make a bigger splash than you!" Jimmy: "Oh yeah, give it a shot" [While jumping up and down on diving board] JN: "Can opener!" [Big splash] Jimmy: "M...

Talking quietly] M1: "Ms Murphy is such a pain, man" M2: "We just had a test a week ago Now we gotta take another one tommorrow This sucks!" M1: "And it counts ...

Oh,Oh,Here comes the most faithful charmed empress coming down the streets in the town of Kozaks Fatville in Nevada to become the number one fattest empress on ...

There isn't really a lot of spanish songs out there so i decided that i was gonna, make up one, dur Feliznavidad (da da da da da) Feliznavidad (da da da da da)...

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you p...

Baby,baby,baby I wanna stew your tomato Baby,baby,baby I wanna french fry your potato Baby,baby,baby why don't you pluck my grapes Why don't you peel my banana ...

The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice ...

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want...

Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer You guys want one? Alright Two Please! Oh boy Hahahaha (phone rings) Hello? Yeah, ye...

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad Carry you around When your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is Grow old with you I'll get you medicine When your tummy...

I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad carry you around when your arthritis is bad all I want to do, Is grow old with you I'll get your medecine when your...

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad Carry you around When your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is Grow old with you I'll get you medicine When your tummy...

Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukka is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight c...

Time to take out those menorahs! Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is, the festival of lights Instead of ...

Ryan, tomorrow's the big day your mom's coming home with your new baby sister "baby sister" That's right ryan, baby sister Now, we have to go over a few safety ...

Jack Nicholson: BumBumBUM(3X) I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, And I pitty, Any girl who isnt me today, Jack Nicholson: Lalalala...

hey yolanda, check that home girls butt out uhm girl, its so flat you tell it like it is aiesha she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends i mean her butt,...

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico I got lost didn't know what way to go I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog I felt ...

Adam Sandler - I wanna Grow Old With You i wanna make you smile whenever you're sad carry you around when your arthritis is bad all i wanna do, is grow old with...

[Billy]: Yes, I will go back to school And achieve victory! No man will take what my father has built Unless that man is me! [Veronica]: My Billy, sweet Billy...

[Sound of crickets Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man" [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man" [Joe:]...

[Adam Sandler] I`m sitting in a chair watching the TV! Its not even on but there`s plenty for me to see! I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend over nig...

im not stalking you, im just calling a lot im not trying to scare you, really im not and who's this kevin guy? is he nice, is he hott i sure as hell know im not...

I wanna make you smile When you're feeling sad Carry you around When your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is Grow old with you I'll get you medicine when your t...

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And ...

Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that Tommy: Why would we give Whit...

Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics Artist(Band):Adam Sandler (Print the Lyrics) Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Sesem...

can ya tell me how to get, how to get to seceamia street Kermit: Hello, kermit the frog here, And welcome to seceamia street Id like to tell you what todays le...

This is a song by AFI, you guys don't have any AFI on here at all and that's disgraceful "Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything Or were you sent to sa...

Davey: What the heck is happening right now? Footlocker guy: Something that should have happened 20 years ago Radio: Time to cry, Davey, over Davey: What? Ge...

Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar Dancing on the light from star to star Far across the moonbeam I know that's who you are I saw your brown eyes tu...

You don't know how Much I need you While you're near me, I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I've found a love That's so p...

[Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult" Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous" Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you...

Davey: It all seemed so long ago Jennifer: Young and happy don't you know Davey: Down by the creek I would show fireflies to that girl Jennifer: But that was ba...

You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else - You just can't win And so it goes until the day you die This thing they call love, its gonna make ...

You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else - You just can't win And so it goes until the day you die This thing they call love, its gonna make ...

Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love I got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is ma...

"This is a song" "This is uhh, This is a new song" "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel" "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in t...

(ASandler) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona He...

[M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You k...

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear, Take of...

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors, uh huh You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nice guy He always got the jump...

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed me I...

[Phone Rings] [Mr Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr Spindel How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!...

I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight-mailed to me I...

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you ...

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fuc...

Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fuc...

Giuliani x2 WHY must you ever be gone-y 2 more months-ah 10 more weeks-ah we have to deal with one of these geeks-ah Giuliani x2 He-s Diplomatic-oh Meeting lead...

Oh yeah here comes osama bin laden down the street from his grave in Iran to send his chramed mummy muslim curse across the Atlantic seas towards america before...

You were cruisin along there, Mr Pi It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn't look it Actually, it was a ni...

Alright, Mr Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! Okay, w...

[Silverware clicking] M1: "Can you pass the beats please?" F1: "Here you go" M1: "Thanks" Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm ...

here we go no no no (whoo ooh) piece of shit car, i gotta piece of shit car that fucking pile of shit never gets me very far my cars a big piece of shit cause...

Oh say I can't see Where the hells my visine And my eye sights not to keen I hope your not driving Who's fat sacka and new pipe We get fucked up all night And t...

My mom bought you when I was just 13, The brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the othe...

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, frie...

Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! Th...

So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos i tried to drown my sister and i pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfect...

There's something I know, That no one else does You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did, then it wouldn't be, a secret I've gotta move my body tonight...

[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is I went arou...

Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly pai...

(telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, than...

[Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot [Sung] You don't know how much I need you While you're aro...

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, a...

You don't know how much I need you While you're near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you need me too I can't believe I've found a love that's so pu...

I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach...

Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Street, How to get to Seseme and Streeeeet Kermet: Hello, Kermet the frog ...