Bowling Barmy, oo oo
She's got bowling blues
Bowling socks, bowling shoes
Bowling night & day Hey

She waits miserably
Down the bowling alley
He's a bowling junky
Bowls his life away

Always, always, he's off with the bowling team
Always, always, bowling to the extreme

[Chorus:]

Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
They yell yikes at his spares & strikes
Champ, I'm the champion
Bowling, bowling, bowling Barmy
Ten Pins down, the bowling crown
& a medal with a skittle on
Bowling Barmy

Boasting bowler, don't care
I've got trophies everywhere
He's too much to bear
Bowling barmy

[Chorus:]
Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling Bowling
Bowling Bowling Bowling Barmy