Where the drugs are easy
and the sex is cheap
You never know just who'll you'll meet on Haley
Crack Dealer looks out his door
winks his eye
ans waves to his whore
She don't wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Tattoo Parlor why don't you hang out
Let em show you what it's all about
We're gonna help you work it all out on Haley
Don't need no license, don't need no subpoena
You can hook up wiht your favorite Gina
Makin' fun if you know what I mean on Haley
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Going down down on Haley 4x