My girlfriend thinks that I'm a nutter,
My parents say that I'm an utter fool,
For wasting my time on this

But I'm not chasing my imagination,
I just can't help avoid my fixation,
Cos I know that he really exists

But if you look through time then you will find,
So many artefacts have been signed with clues,
All pointing his way

And though he may have different faces,
I think it's him in all the cases,
The man is an enigma,
Who knows where he is today

Just have a look at what I've found and see,
Am I going crazy or is he following me,
You can find his legacy sketched throughout,
Though the history books always tend to leave him out

He's called the Doctor
But Doctor What?
I think he's a Martian though I know that that's a long shot

Doctor
But Doctor When?
I'll check back to prehistoric times and there he is again

Well that's the Doctor
But Doctor How?
He saves the planet all the time but never stops to bow

Oh mister Doctor
But Doctor Who?
And most importantly Doctor, how can I find you?

He takes danger with him everywhere he goes
So if he does show up then we'll know
That something's not right

But I just can't help but think that I
Would make a good companion by his side
I'm pretty bright, always polite, oh Doctor take me up tonight

I know that I should get a grip
But I need to see inside his ship
And have him take me everywhere he gone

Or at least I'd like to meet the guy
To shake his hand and say goodbye
And thank him for all he's done

You can't deny aliens must be real
Well is it that hard to believe that some might be revealed to look like us
Well I know it's just all speculation but I feel I must
Try to trust in what I feel

He's called the Doctor
But Doctor What?
I think he's a Martian though I know that that's a long shot

Doctor
But Doctor When?
I'll check back to prehistoric times and there he is again

Well that's the Doctor
But Doctor How?
He saves the planet all the time but never stops to bow

Oh mister Doctor
But Doctor Who?
And most importantly Doctor, how can I find you?

I know to you I must look like some kind of Neanderthal
While you' re a flying cosmic genius and know-it-all
I'm just an insect, there's nothing I can do
How could I expect that would ever meet you Doctor!

But Doctor What?
I think he's a Martian though I know that that's a long shot

Doctor
But Doctor When?
I'll check back to prehistoric times and there he is again

Well that's the Doctor
But Doctor How?
He saves the planet all the time but never stops to bow

Oh mister Doctor
But Doctor Who?
And most importantly Doctor, how can I find you?