The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand -
Seems like things aren't going as planned

River's in the TARDIS,
The TARDIS is on fire,
She's feeling the heat,
On repeat she'll require,
Someone she can trust,
Someone with a bow tie,
But he's been locked up
And left to die

Oh my God what will they do
Seems impossible to get through,
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this is Doctor Who

Rory's quite distressed and he starts to so
When the Doctor appears with a mop,
"Get me out of the Pandorica"
"But you're not in the Pandorica"
"Yes I am, well, yes I was, it's complicated but I won't explain it now because "
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz,
That man I can't explain why he does the things he does

Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown I bet yours is too,
Well I guess this is Doctor Who

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review what on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has gone askew the universe has too
I'll try to explain to you the Big Bang Two,
The Big Bang Two

The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator,
Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later
When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box

They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Doctor saves River from the imitating star
This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious

Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez,
Oh my God he's wearing a fez

A Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair
He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,
He's dead,
And everyone despairs

Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's gone stopping the universes demise
Amy says her last goodbyes,
Doctor flies up into the skies

The universe is back it's true
But the Doctors said his final adieu,
Maybe he'll come back if she remembers you

It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has been renewed the universe has too,
But Amy still can't help but cry

Someone's missing, the question's who
Then she remembers -
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed,
Something blue
And that's the Big Bang Two
I hope it didn't confuse you