He's inside your telly, he read your audio books
And now he's on your Twitter, tweeting with the occasional twoosh
If you live outside Britain you might not know his name
But if you come from Blighty and you still don't know him
Then for shame!

He is a national treasure
He fills our heads with facts and he packs out hearts with pleasure
Such a wonderful guy, it's Stephen Fry

An advocate of Apple, iPhones up to his waist
He's probably a good writer
But I haven't read any of his books yet (awkward face)
He's really, really pretty, I'm not running out of things to say!
He has a mild form of bipolar disorder
Oh I remember something, he's gay!

He is a national treasure
He fills our heads with facts and he packs out hearts with pleasure
Such a wonderful guy, it's Stephen Fry

But we mustn't forget
Although he's really brilliant he's just a human like the rest
He's got his faults and he's the first to admit them
And he might make us LOL, but he's just as special as you or me
But he's still really fucking cool