I saw the splendor of the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
There's something tender in the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
And all the beaches are full of peaches who bring their ukes along
And in the glimmer of the moonlight they love to sing their song

If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like a you
If you wanna linger where it's shady
Ukulele lady linger too

If you kiss a ukulele lady
While you promise ever to be true
And she see another ukulele
Lady fool around with you

Maybe she'll sigh
Maybe she'll cry
Maybe she'll find somebody else
By and by

To sing to when it's cool and shady
Where the tricky wicky wackies woo
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like a you

Someday I'm going where eyes are glowing
And lips were made to kiss
To see somebody in the moonlight
And hear the songs I missed

If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like a you, you, you
If you want to linger where it's shady
Ukulele lady linger too

If you kiss ukulele lady
While you promise ever to be true, true, true
And she see another ukulele
Lady fool around with you

Well, maybe she will sigh
Maybe she will cry
Ahh, but maybe she will find somebody else
By and by

To sing to when it's cool and shady
Where the tricky wicky wackies woo, woo, woo
If you like a ukulele lady
Ukulele lady like a you

Like a me like I like a you
And we like a both the same
I'd like to say this very day
Ukulele lady like a you