The Count: Well your nose is one Your eyes are two Put them together That makes three, it's true With five fingers on each hand You're a counting wonderland How...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, a-oo doo-wah Oh, baby count up to nine for me Oh, baby count up to nine for me Oh, baby count...

The Count: Oh, Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style At Count von Count's continuous c...

Counting is wonderful, Counting is marvelous, Counting's the best thing to do Counting is happiness, Counting is ecstasy, I love to count, don't you? You can ...

See a tree grow through the sidewalk An amazing thing to see In the city, through the sidewalk Grows a country kind of tree And the leaves go green in summer Ma...

We are a couple of grouches Singing a wonderful song Some of the notes are just perfect But some of the notes are all wrong! La la-la la-la-la La la-la la-la-l...

Voice: In the early days of the West, the peaceful town of Sniddler's Gulch was threatened by one of the meanest desparados of all time, Cowboy X, a man who lef...

Male Voiceover: Birds in the sky (an eagle flies) Beasts on the land (a buffalo walks by) Fish in the sea (closeup of a fish face) And bugs in your hand (a hand...

There's someone that I care for Gee, the one I need is you A chum who's always there for me If skies are grey or blue Your precious little picture Is a fixture ...

D, D, D, D Daddy dear, oh daddy dear Do dogs have dreams, do ducks have ears? Do dragons dance, why do gophers dig holes? Do gophers dress up in their dirty clo...

Sometimes I have trouble Falling asleep But it's not so bad (Not again) I don't worry (Ooooooh) And I don't weep In fact I'm glad Be-cause I get up off my...

Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) Danger (danger) It's no stranger (stranger) (It's in the air) It's in the air It's here, it's there (It's everywher...

Roosevelt Franklin: It was early Monday morning I was on my way to school Girls in Background: Monday morning! Monday morning! Roosevelt Franklin: It was earl...

(spoken) Me woke up with great idea! Me write letter to me favorite cookie (sung) Dear Mr Cookie, me am writing this to you And me hope that you will read it...

Dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, doggy; Dee-dee, dangerous dragon; Dee-dee, dee-dee, donkey, duckie, Dinosaur Oh, dee, dee-dee, dee-dee, dee-d...

Queen: I love her 'cause she's tiny and small I love you 'cause you came first of all Tiny and small love Came first of all love Mommy will love through all her...

I'm serving dinner for 9 tonight We're going to dine by candlelight I hope everyone brings their appetite I'm serving dinner for 9 tonight 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 for...

In the evening when the sun goes down Folks all hurry to the edge of town At the bayou bank they stand and wait In the clear air Soon the water ripples catch t...

Ernie: There's a brand new dance And it's got a reggae beat You do it in the bath While you wash your hands and feet Get in the tub Hold your duckie in your la...

Wiggle your ears Wiggle your nose Squeak your teeth (squeak!) That's how it goes Move up and down Hop to the beat Do the Benny Hop Up and down the street Yeah,...

Well, I got a little dance to tell you about A dance to make you bark, not scream and shout You ask what kind of dance can it possibly be I'll show you with the...

Toss out the lightbulbs, stomp on the cans Shake out the paperclips and old tin pans Keep out the garbage, boy what a bash! Doin the trash Chop up the boxes, s...

Every time I feel alone And slightly blue That's when I begin to think It's what I'd like to start to do And though it may not be the kind of thing That's quit...

Any group of people Living together And loving each other Are doing the family thing You might live With your mother and your father Or maybe it's You and Gran...

Flip your flippers up and down Look at the sky and turn around Peck forward, raise flippers And waddle And waddle You waddle You waddle You waddle You waddle Yo...

(Spoken) Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to "welcome to Loews Theaters" When Sony Theatres was changed to Loews) (Scene swit...

(begins with a scat, sounds like) Hey bow-wow-hey-ba-biddy-hey What's down What's down below the street What's under the pavement that's under your feet What's...

Down by the old (not the new but the old) Mill stream (not the river but the stream), Where I first (not the last but the first) Met you (Not me but you) With y...

Dressed up All dandied and dressed up All feathered and pressed up And feeling so fine Dressed up In our best formal design Outshine all the rest of you Aren't...

You know I love the trail I'm on And the friends who ride with me The country that we're passing through Is a paradise to see, a haven for my spirit The homelan...

Announcer: And now, it's time for that great new game show "What's My Letter?" And here's the host of the show, Guy Smiley (applause) Guy: Thank you! Thank you!...

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Eight beautiful notes I play eight notes they sound like this When I play them I can't mis...

You have two elbows You have two knees Perhaps you've wondered why you need these They can be funny looking there is no doubt But here's how elbows and knees ca...

(as clock chimes) One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven Eleven o'clock, time to get up It's a lovely eleven morning I heard eleven worms yaw...

Elmo and the Lavender Moon Now playing, makes-believe nobody could see And then he waits and then he fakes And then he bends and then he shakes He plays and pl...

This is the song La la la la Elmo's song La la la la, La la la la, Elmo's song La la la La la la la, la La la la La la la la, la He loves to sing, La la la la...

(spoken) Denyce: Good night, Elmo Elmo: Oh no no, wait, Denyce, Elmo's not tired yet Couldn't Denyce read Elmo a bedtime story? Denyce: Hmmmhey, I've got an ...

Ernie: (quietly) Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum, mmmmmmm (Ernie slips behind the chair and Bert looks over his shoulder too late Ernie comes up at the top of the cha...

Scene: A rather elaborate room, wallpapered and rather cluttered, a grandfather clock stands in the corner In fact the Cluttered Room was only in a few skits, w...

Ernie and Bert are sitting down with pizza and juice Ernie's serving is noticably larger than Bert's Ernie: "Okay, Bert, here's your glass of ice-cold delicious...

Bert is examining a cookie in his hand Bert: "Mmmmmmm, mmmm" Ernie: (barging in) "A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!" (He grabs ...

(Raises his hand to knock, stops) But, come to think of it, ol' buddy Herbert Birdsfoot usually takes a bath this time of day (raises, pause) He may not like be...

(Ernie walks in with a cooking pot and plops it on Bert's head) Ernie: Here Bert, try this on! Bert: Hey, hey, Ernie, what are you doing? Get that pot off my he...

Part One: (Ernie, singing loudly and wordlessly, is throwing stuff around the living room) Bert: Hey, Ernie, cut that out! Cut that out! (Ernie stops) Look at t...

Bert (rolls over and sits up in bed): Ernie? Ernie: Yes, Bert? Bert: Oh, Ernie, what are you doing with those cookies in bed, huh? Ernie: Oh, the cookies? Well,...

Bert: "Ahhhhahhhh" Ernie: "Hey Bert, what's wrong?" Bert: "I think I'm going to sneeze" Ernie: "Bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky You can't sneeze ...

(drum roll) Announcer: Ernie Presents The Letter A Ernie: And now we will study the letter A Now, one word that begins with A, is apple And this is an apple Coo...

(drum roll) Announcer: Ernie Presents the Letter Q Ernie: And now, let's study the letter Q Now, one word that begins with Q is quart And this is a quart of mil...

Bert: "Look at this mess! Ernie, don't you think it's time to put all these toys away?" Ernie: (looks up from the fire engine) "Well yes, but I didn't get all t...

Ernie: "Hey Bert, it's--" Bert: "-Aak-Eek-Aak!--" Ernie: "--time for our checker game" (Ernie looks apologetic) Bert: "Oh Ernie, you scared me! I thought you we...

Ernie: Ho, Bert, I got my bar of soap (Exits) Bert: Oh, I bet he's gonna wash something Ernie (re-entering with something else): Ho, Bert, I got my fluffy towel...

Ernie is watching a movie on TV as Bert walks in Bert: Ernie, what are you watching? Ernie: Oh, it's a great old movie Bert B: What is it? E: It's called it's ...

Ernie is at the typewriter, pecking away Suddenly-- Ernie: "It's done! It's done! Hey Bert--it's done!" Bert: "What? What's done?" Ernie: "My story--greatest sh...

Everybody eats, everybody eats Meat and fish and cereal Carrots, peas and beets Everybody knows That everyone he meets Likes to eat How do we know it's so? 'Cau...

Everybody sleeps Everybody sleeps Every night we close our eyes Until the morning creeps Mountaineers on mountain tops And divers in the deeps They like to slee...

Ernie: Bert! Hey Bert! C'mere Bert! Bert: Wh Where are you Ernie? Ernie: Right here in my tubby, Bert Bert: Ok, Ernie what is it now? Ernie: What is it now?...

Susan: No one's certain every minute Not me, not you Everyone wants to run and hide Sometimes, now and then Everyone has a little fear inside Occasionally Lots ...

I've a special secret children ought to know; It's about the little mistakes you make as you begin to grow If you make a mistake, you shouldn't start to cry Mis...

Spoken: Ah, there they are, sunglasses Wow, this is gonna be great! A whole day in the park with my friends Let's see, ummm, flashlight, for looking into dark p...

Dad: First was me Mom: Then was we (the son and daughter come out) Mom and Dad: Then was them All: And that made all of us And we're a family! A family! A f...

Farley: Same Sound Fround, could you help me out? Same Sound Fround: Farley, my man, I'll do what I can Farley: I'm trying to read this word, but I'm not havi...

Yoddleody yoodleaeee Well I'm happy and I feel glad I'm in love and that ain't bad (horse kisses his nose) But sometimes I feel real sad And I sing the blues T...

Feline One happy little feline You can tell she's happy Just look at that smile Nice kitty! Teardrops Falling through her whiskers This kitty's sad and weepy I...

In the middle of the day Sometimes my Mom will say "Rosita, mi amor, It's time for your siesta" A siesta means a nap And so I'm here in bed, But wishing Mom had...

Roosevelt Franklin: When I woke up this morning, first I laughed and then I cried Was I feeling good or bad? I just could not decide! So naturally I asked my mo...

Who says five friends can't have fun? Who says five's not as good as one? Who says, "Two is company; five's a mob"? Gotta tell ya! Someone who says five's too m...

Well, there are five monsters in my family And we all have a lot of fun Two furry sisters, scary husband Fuzzy wife and hairy son (that's me) Oh five is such a ...

Oh, I've got five people in my family And there's not one of them I'd swap There is a sister, and two brothers, And a mother, and a pop (that's me) Oh, five is ...

Five purple konkers Sittin' on the shore One swam away, and then there were four Four purple konkers Sitting in a tree (chomp!) One flew away, and then there w...

I'm fixing my hair Going stepping so I'm Fixing my hair When they see me they'll be Really impressed Looking my best Smile on my face And every curl in place T...

I'm fixing my hair Going stepping so I'm Fixing my hair When they see me they'll be Really impressed Looking my best Smile on my face And every curl in place T...

Follow the arrows Just follow, don't say no Follow the arrows They'll show you where to go Arrows go up Arrows go down Arrows go through And they go round and r...

"Bye, Mom, Bye, Spot, see you later" Block 2, Block 3 My mom's still wavin' at me 4, 5, 6 The kids are all startin' to mix 7, 8, 9 I'm tryin' to keep from cryi...

Herry (SPOKEN): Hey, Oscar, Cookie, Grover! It's time to sing the song about the letter that comes after "E"! Oscar: I don't wanna do this icky, crummy, lovey-...

There's a monster name of Frazzle Who's a good friend of mine He looks ferocious, but he's really fine Go up and ask him for his autograph He'd be so happy that...

Lexine: At snacktime I like to share Little pieces of a pear Red, green, yellow, we don't care Pears are what we share We eat pears, but Frazzle won't Frazzle l...

(spoken) Erykah: Hello Muppets: Hi Erykah: My name is Erykah Badu (NOTE: I don't know the song he's referring to here, sorry if I mess it up!) Elmo: Oh, th...

Spoken: Elmo: Ummm, Ms Schurr? Diane: Oh, yes, well would you call me Deedles, please, Elmo? Elmo: Okay, Deedles (laughs) What are you doing? Diane: Well, I'...

One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four Five! (Laughs) Tickles me I'll tell you why Oh, there's a funny farm down the road from me Wh...

Fur! I am covered with fur From my snoot to my spur, I'm a furry fella! Fur! When you stroke it, I purr When you poke it, I grrr It's maroon and yella! Chorus...

Furry happy monsters laughing Monsters having fun Happy, happy See them jump and run Happy, happy Laughing all the while Cheerful, cheerful Flashing a big smile...

Grover: Fuzzy and blue That's me, I'm fuzzy and blue It's just the way I grew Love being fuzzy and blue I do! I'm fuzzy and blue You see I'm fuzzy and blue Yeah...

Mr Thompson calls the waiter, orders steak and baked potaters, He leaves the bone and gristle and he never eats the skin The busboy comes and takes it, with a c...

As I remember it, it starts off in a pretty cluttered park, with papers and stuff lying around There was some type of harpsichord music in the background Then t...

Gingerbread man, me love you Gingerbread man, 'cause you got Cookie hands and cookie feet You so brown and friendly and delicious to eat Oh, gingerbread man, me...

Both: Toyland, Toyland, beautiful girl and boy land (a few bars of carnival music) Shirley Jones: They're closing up Girl Land Some say it's a shame It used t...

Jill told Bill That it was lots of fun to cook Bill told Jill That she could bait a real fishhook So they made ooey gooey Chocolate cake Sticky licky Sugar top ...

Oh I'm going for a ride Gonna sit behind the wheel Gonna drive along the road Oh how happy I will feel And I'm gonna toot my horn Gonna travel near and far I'm ...

1st chorus: Voice No 1 2nd chorus: Voice No 2 3rd chorus: Voice No 3 4th chorus: 1st, 2nd and 3rd voices sing simultaneously (NOTE: Sounds to me like the last ...

Oh I'm going for a ride Gonna sit behind the wheel Gonna drive along the road Oh how happy I will feel And I'm gonna toot my horn Gonna travel near and far I'm ...

Monsterpiece Theatre overture, Cookie Monster seated in his chair wearing his lovely red smoking jacket Alistair Cookie: Good evening Alistair Cookie here, agai...

Good morning, starshine, the earth says "Hello" You twinkle above us, we twinkle below Good morning, starshine, you lead us along My love and me as we sing our ...

Good morning, Mister Sun, Welcome to the sky- Shine on all the Little creatures As you're passing by Stop yawning, Mister Sun, Time to make a day Brightening ev...

Goodbye, goodbye little cookie Me always remember just you Goodbye, goodbye little cookie It now time to bid you adieu Once you were baked in an oven Just like...

I'll sing you one o' (Green grow the rushes go) What is the one o'? (One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so) I'll sing you two o' (Green grow the r...

Blue Guy: "Ahhhh! Bakeries, I love this stuff! Cakes, donuts, cookies! (deep breath) Ahhh! Can I get some help here, please?!" (Grover enters from the back wear...

Blue Guy: Waiter! Grover: Just a moment, Sir! (runs off stage) Blue Guy: Waiter! Grover (running across stage): Just a second! (he runs over to The Blue Guy) Ye...

Spoken: Cookie Monster: Good evening, and welcome to Monsterpiece Theatre Me your host, Alistair Cookie Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical called, ...

Hammer: Hammer time! Nails: Can't top this! Hammer: Oh yeah N: Can't top this! H: Here with my friends N: Can't top this! H: Mr Saw, Mr Pliers, Mr Screwdr...

There's a kind of talk that's goin' 'round Hand Talk talking's all over town You don't use words and you don't need lips You can say it all with your fingertips...