Welcome to this song, which I wrote all myself It's all about this song, which I did write It's a filler track, so if you care to listen, help yourself But if y...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Spots on my face, too much acne to embrace The person behind them Zits on my back, with heads bright white, scarlet and black In much too much a...

This is a song about love, and not a very good one I don't know enough to tell you about heartbreak But I know it's there, and you can avoid it By listening to ...

You're my favourite animal, but I'm biased I guess Because you look quite a bit like me You're not as eloquent and you've a hairier chest But I can't pick my fa...

Her name was Flora Spread and she lived on Hovis Hill Overlooking baker town from the window of her flour mill The bright lights of the city fueled her longing ...

From the moment that I saw you Yeah it had to be love Girl I can't help but adore you Knew you'd fit me like a glove What a life we have in store to Spend toget...

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a nutter, My parents say that I'm an utter fool, For wasting my time on this But I'm not chasing my imagination, I just can't hel...

I am you, you are me Together we make a perfect Charlie And when I'm feeling down We know that we will always be around 2, 3 Our relationship is complicated So...

I'm not really in love with anyone But sometimes I like to pretend That Hayley G Hoover is my girlfriend She lives all the way over in America And we don't shar...

Oh mister monkey man, I've got a favour can't you see I was wondering if you would make a monkey out of me Because you know it would be cool to sit around all ...

Sitting in the living room, staring at the decorations Feels so out of place in this house Sucking on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie Seems so out ...

He's inside your telly, he read your audio books And now he's on your Twitter, tweeting with the occasional twoosh If you live outside Britain you might not kno...

I feel I shouldn't need to tell you That just 'cause you can do what you want It doesn't mean that you should And just because the law tells us we're grown ups ...

A lot of folk here on the internet like writing songs about weird things And one thing that can cause upset is the hardship that rhyming brings Rhyming words li...

The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica, Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand - Seems like things aren't going as planned River's in the...

This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything And I know that you might think that Writing this song requ...

This is my face on my head on my shoulders With eyes and a mouth and a nose With a lie on my tongue and a weight on my back And a fidgeting twitch in my toes Bu...

I found you this morning When I was on break Thought you were funny If a little insane I quickly forgot you And got on with my day But then there you were Back...