Well he's the king of fashion in his neighborhood,
With his ripped blue jeans and a flannelette shirt
A well kept mullet and a packet of smokes,
His mates will all tell ya he's a real top bloke
His real name is Barry, but his mates call him Bazza
And his girlfriend's name is Sharon, but ya just call her Shazza
Real top Sheila, real top sort,
She'll even change your stubby while your watching sport

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan

He drives a VK Commodore with alloy wheels,
With a home made spoiler made of crappy steel
Pair of fluffy dice and all the other toys,
But his No Fear sticker is his pride and joy
Saturday night the boys hit town
Yeah they're cruising the streets with their windows down
Put on some Barnsey and they're on their way,
You'll hear the car com'n from a mile away

But don't victimize him for his way of life,
He's sick and tired of hearing people say

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan

Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan